My vocal cords are enhanced with POLYPHONIC SEQUENCERS!
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SAD DUDE
4 years ago
My wife is dead. She was found in a dumpster, murdered, stabbed!!!
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LUCAN
4 years ago
I didn't pay enough attention to my son. The Borg captured my son, they assimilated everyone in the area!☹️
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Santiago Beaner
4 years ago
In case you wanted to know, I'm getting my COLONOSCOPY!
H
HILLARY CLINTON
4 years ago
I'm the founder of a secret organization, it's called--
Criminals
Utilizing
New
Technologies
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BIG ED
4 years ago
I fart so much, my wife has to spray wherever I walk in our house ☹️
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Susan Graham
4 years ago
Featured
I lost my humanity. The Borg collective assimilated me. When the nanoprobes they injected into me made my hair fall out, my VAGIINA stopped growing hair. No more shaving down there!
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DUKE
4 years ago
People think I'm weird cause I got my PENIS a COVID-19 vaccination shot!
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MAVEK
4 years ago
Good news! I'm having SPINEY LOBE FISH for dinner!
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EL GORDITO
4 years ago
I'm a Borg drone! I love assimilating sexy women. Their skin turns pale, their hair falls out, even their VAGIINA'S stop growing hair when they become drones!
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JOE BIDEN
4 years ago
Just get the vaccination shot, ASS HOLES!
J
joey krownen
4 years ago
GANG! I captured the peckerneck whose been polluting my petition with these funky comments. He'll be going to a DETENTION CENTER for the things he's been writing, if anyone else thinks about doing what he did to my site, they'll join him.
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BIG ED
4 years ago
I fart so much, my wife sprays every room I go into. What is she trying to say?!
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WAHLMACK
4 years ago
C-O-C-K SUCKER! If I had my way you'd spend the rest of your life rotting in prison like a fuuuuucking animal! You wrecked half the city!
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CORTEZ
4 years ago
This is Cortez! Henrique is dead! AND THERES MORE! Matrix was not on the plane!
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Lisa Kramer Sexy little Albino
4 years ago
When my boyfriend disobeyed me, I injected my nanoprobes into his left cerebral hemisphere. I created an implant in his brain, one he couldn't resist. Now he does whatever I tell him. He's a drone!
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Justin Case
4 years ago
My name is a fuuuuucking joke! JUSTIN CASE?! Bastard kids won't stop with the jokes!
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GIMP
4 years ago
You made a deal with the ALBINO?! Why would you do business with that scum bag?!
M
McKean
4 years ago
Which are you......
A. SPIC
B. GUIDO
C. FAAGGOT
B
BOSS
4 years ago
Senator McFaggot is one of the most respected citizens in the country, McBane. And yet you ran his limo off a cliff, drove a garbage truck through his mansions front door, and broke the necks of three of his family members?!
My vocal cords are enhanced with POLYPHONIC SEQUENCERS!
My wife is dead. She was found in a dumpster, murdered, stabbed!!!
I didn't pay enough attention to my son. The Borg captured my son, they assimilated everyone in the area!☹️
In case you wanted to know, I'm getting my COLONOSCOPY!
I'm the founder of a secret organization, it's called-- Criminals Utilizing New Technologies
I fart so much, my wife has to spray wherever I walk in our house ☹️
I lost my humanity. The Borg collective assimilated me. When the nanoprobes they injected into me made my hair fall out, my VAGIINA stopped growing hair. No more shaving down there!
People think I'm weird cause I got my PENIS a COVID-19 vaccination shot!
Good news! I'm having SPINEY LOBE FISH for dinner!
I'm a Borg drone! I love assimilating sexy women. Their skin turns pale, their hair falls out, even their VAGIINA'S stop growing hair when they become drones!
Just get the vaccination shot, ASS HOLES!
GANG! I captured the peckerneck whose been polluting my petition with these funky comments. He'll be going to a DETENTION CENTER for the things he's been writing, if anyone else thinks about doing what he did to my site, they'll join him.
I fart so much, my wife sprays every room I go into. What is she trying to say?!
C-O-C-K SUCKER! If I had my way you'd spend the rest of your life rotting in prison like a fuuuuucking animal! You wrecked half the city!
This is Cortez! Henrique is dead! AND THERES MORE! Matrix was not on the plane!
When my boyfriend disobeyed me, I injected my nanoprobes into his left cerebral hemisphere. I created an implant in his brain, one he couldn't resist. Now he does whatever I tell him. He's a drone!
My name is a fuuuuucking joke! JUSTIN CASE?! Bastard kids won't stop with the jokes!
You made a deal with the ALBINO?! Why would you do business with that scum bag?!
Which are you...... A. SPIC B. GUIDO C. FAAGGOT
Senator McFaggot is one of the most respected citizens in the country, McBane. And yet you ran his limo off a cliff, drove a garbage truck through his mansions front door, and broke the necks of three of his family members?!