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Getting Covid shot under duress

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Nigel
4 years ago

My vocal cords are enhanced with POLYPHONIC SEQUENCERS!

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SAD DUDE
4 years ago

My wife is dead. She was found in a dumpster, murdered, stabbed!!!

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LUCAN
4 years ago

I didn't pay enough attention to my son. The Borg captured my son, they assimilated everyone in the area!☹️

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Santiago Beaner
4 years ago

In case you wanted to know, I'm getting my COLONOSCOPY!

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HILLARY CLINTON
4 years ago

I'm the founder of a secret organization, it's called-- Criminals Utilizing New Technologies

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BIG ED
4 years ago

I fart so much, my wife has to spray wherever I walk in our house ☹️

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Susan Graham
4 years ago Featured

I lost my humanity. The Borg collective assimilated me. When the nanoprobes they injected into me made my hair fall out, my VAGIINA stopped growing hair. No more shaving down there!

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DUKE
4 years ago

People think I'm weird cause I got my PENIS a COVID-19 vaccination shot!

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MAVEK
4 years ago

Good news! I'm having SPINEY LOBE FISH for dinner!

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EL GORDITO
4 years ago

I'm a Borg drone! I love assimilating sexy women. Their skin turns pale, their hair falls out, even their VAGIINA'S stop growing hair when they become drones!

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JOE BIDEN
4 years ago

Just get the vaccination shot, ASS HOLES!

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joey krownen
4 years ago

GANG! I captured the peckerneck whose been polluting my petition with these funky comments. He'll be going to a DETENTION CENTER for the things he's been writing, if anyone else thinks about doing what he did to my site, they'll join him.

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BIG ED
4 years ago

I fart so much, my wife sprays every room I go into. What is she trying to say?!

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WAHLMACK
4 years ago

C-O-C-K SUCKER! If I had my way you'd spend the rest of your life rotting in prison like a fuuuuucking animal! You wrecked half the city!

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CORTEZ
4 years ago

This is Cortez! Henrique is dead! AND THERES MORE! Matrix was not on the plane!

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Lisa Kramer Sexy little Albino
4 years ago

When my boyfriend disobeyed me, I injected my nanoprobes into his left cerebral hemisphere. I created an implant in his brain, one he couldn't resist. Now he does whatever I tell him. He's a drone!

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Justin Case
4 years ago

My name is a fuuuuucking joke! JUSTIN CASE?! Bastard kids won't stop with the jokes!

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GIMP
4 years ago

You made a deal with the ALBINO?! Why would you do business with that scum bag?!

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McKean
4 years ago

Which are you...... A. SPIC B. GUIDO C. FAAGGOT

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BOSS
4 years ago

Senator McFaggot is one of the most respected citizens in the country, McBane. And yet you ran his limo off a cliff, drove a garbage truck through his mansions front door, and broke the necks of three of his family members?!