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Getting Covid shot under duress

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Rosie Biscotto
4 years ago

Seymour looks so sad after i sat on his yellow baby bl*nkey. He likes Sexy, skinny women to sit on his bl*nkey. I wear 6XL panties. Plus, I sat on his baby bl*nkey in leather panties!. Seymour started crying, knowing my fat ass crushed his bl*nkey, and in sexy leather panties. When I got up his baby bl*nkey looked like squished gum on the seat!

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Klingon Dick bag
4 years ago

SUN'RO T'POTAH CHA!

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Joey krownen
4 years ago

All I ever read on my once proud petition is FUUUCK THIS, FUUUCK THAT, WELL FUUUCK YOU!!!

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BUBBA
4 years ago

My bath night is at the end of the month!

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BUBBA
4 years ago

For my high school science project, I just did a LOUD WET FART! Teacher gave me a complete zero! Why?!

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FRITZ
4 years ago

SOMEONE HELP ME! A Borg drone injected my beloved Katie Searfoss with it's nanoprobes! Oh, god, she's turning pale!

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CURIOUS
4 years ago

What happened to Mrs Kinsellas daughter after that Borg drone captured Caitlin and injected it's nanoprobes in her?

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SAD
4 years ago

Her brain was restructured to link with the collective. Her hair fell out, her skin turned pale, and her body was grafted in Borg body armor. She became a drone.

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JON VON JON
4 years ago

In case you wanted to know, I have a TESTICULAR HERNIA ☹️☹️☹️

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SAD
4 years ago

Hi, folks! I haven't been happy for a while so I swallowed a FELODESENE CHIP! I'll be dead in a matter of minutes. Farewell.

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Frischman
4 years ago

Someone bumped into me! Who touched me?! WHO TOUCHED MY PANTS?!

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De Lancie
4 years ago

No woman can order the mighty De Lancie around! SUBMIT!

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DARION BASCO
4 years ago

My wife sm*cks me when I bring her a hamburger and ask her if she wants a HOT WEINER to go with that!

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DARION BASCO
4 years ago

My wife sm*cks me when I smell where she just sat.

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CLASSIC PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIC
4 years ago

I hear voices in my head!

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GAMBINO SOCIAL CLUB
4 years ago

In my club, NO BLACKS, NO JEWS, and especially NO QUEERS!

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DARION BASCO
4 years ago

My wife smacks me when I ask her girlfriends that come over if they need a FEMININE HYGIENE PRODUCT!

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JOE BIDEN and KAMALA HARRIS
4 years ago

Offer no opposition to the COVID-19 vaccination shot or you'll be nullified!

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Frankievise
4 years ago

Not right

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Denise Marsack
4 years ago

Poison for thee and not for many selected groups it’s senseless