When I met sexy Swedish fitness model ANNA NYSTROM, I couldn't help myself. She was wearing skin tight yoga pants. I had to sn*ff her butt crack that was showing!
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ANNE CHOVIE
4 years ago
My name is a fuuucking joke! ANNE CHOVIE?! Bastard kids won't stop with the pizza jokes!
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Vanessa O Cunt
4 years ago
My husband finally EXPIRED! I thought he'd never die the old SKIN FLINT!
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Fekkish
4 years ago
We decorated our Christmas tree today! I decorated our tree with my wife's BRA'S and THONGS, hanging from the tree.
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PigWart
4 years ago
My name is Dave PigWartshafter. My friends call me PigWart for short.
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Amanda Janiga Williams
4 years ago
My husband noticed the metal on my inner thighs. I told him they're Borg implants. I was a drone.
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Russ
4 years ago
When I was kidnapped by ALIEN THINGS, they did SEXUAL THINGS to me☹️
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John Jacob Astor
4 years ago
My new wife's cruelty has reached a new low. Now she's experimenting on me! She implanted nano-cortical fibers in my brain! She's going to irradiate my brain cells! Farewell.
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Dunst
4 years ago
After my vocal cords were cut, I had a VOCAL ENHANCER put in. It helps me make sounds!
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HAPPY
4 years ago
I created my own television network! It's called--
Taste
In
Television
Services
We have shows mostly about BREASTS!
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LESZEK
4 years ago
I masturbate to a picture of my DAUGHTER, while I hold a pair of her PANTIES!
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Holly Madison
4 years ago
I use to be Hugh Hefner's biiitch. He whipped me when I scooted a table over. Guess he didn't like the way I scooted the table over.
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VIDEO GAME NERD
4 years ago
Bad news! Grand theft auto VI will cost 300 MA'STAKAS! Who has that kind of MONEY?!
J
Jim the Jew
4 years ago
I'm a JEW that supported HITLER! Go figure!
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Mr Prick
4 years ago
I will become a god when ALBINO PEOPLE have been ERADICATED!
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Yolanda
4 years ago
You see what you wrote on my petition?! YOU DEAD! Don't you say nothing! Don't you look nothing! I told you,I kill you dead!
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BOL L GOL
4 years ago
Like a plaque of boils, you FAAGGOTS infest the planet!
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Manu
4 years ago
I decided to rebel against being treated like a child. When my aunt got the Yahtzee game ready, I knocked it off the table. I'm such a bad ass!
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BONITO
4 years ago
Now look here! Im--Im--YOU KNOW WHO I AM!
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WORRIED
4 years ago
I'm in trouble! I wanted to pretend I was NEGAN from the walking dead, I hit my friend on the head with a baseball bat with barbwire, his heads bleeding and he's not breathing!
When I met sexy Swedish fitness model ANNA NYSTROM, I couldn't help myself. She was wearing skin tight yoga pants. I had to sn*ff her butt crack that was showing!
My name is a fuuucking joke! ANNE CHOVIE?! Bastard kids won't stop with the pizza jokes!
My husband finally EXPIRED! I thought he'd never die the old SKIN FLINT!
We decorated our Christmas tree today! I decorated our tree with my wife's BRA'S and THONGS, hanging from the tree.
My name is Dave PigWartshafter. My friends call me PigWart for short.
My husband noticed the metal on my inner thighs. I told him they're Borg implants. I was a drone.
When I was kidnapped by ALIEN THINGS, they did SEXUAL THINGS to me☹️
My new wife's cruelty has reached a new low. Now she's experimenting on me! She implanted nano-cortical fibers in my brain! She's going to irradiate my brain cells! Farewell.
After my vocal cords were cut, I had a VOCAL ENHANCER put in. It helps me make sounds!
I created my own television network! It's called-- Taste In Television Services We have shows mostly about BREASTS!
I masturbate to a picture of my DAUGHTER, while I hold a pair of her PANTIES!
I use to be Hugh Hefner's biiitch. He whipped me when I scooted a table over. Guess he didn't like the way I scooted the table over.
Bad news! Grand theft auto VI will cost 300 MA'STAKAS! Who has that kind of MONEY?!
I'm a JEW that supported HITLER! Go figure!
I will become a god when ALBINO PEOPLE have been ERADICATED!
You see what you wrote on my petition?! YOU DEAD! Don't you say nothing! Don't you look nothing! I told you,I kill you dead!
Like a plaque of boils, you FAAGGOTS infest the planet!
I decided to rebel against being treated like a child. When my aunt got the Yahtzee game ready, I knocked it off the table. I'm such a bad ass!
Now look here! Im--Im--YOU KNOW WHO I AM!
I'm in trouble! I wanted to pretend I was NEGAN from the walking dead, I hit my friend on the head with a baseball bat with barbwire, his heads bleeding and he's not breathing!