When my father asked me if I wanted to be a CHEF ,like him, when I grow up. I said, NO! I'd rather be a MAN!
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BIG ED
4 years ago
My wife says our Canary died cause I left the bathroom door open! What is she trying to say?
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Vanessa O Cunt
4 years ago
My husband finally EXPIRED! I thought he'd never die the old SKIN FLINT ♥️
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Sakkath
4 years ago
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My wife use to be a Borg drone, whenever we have an argument, she injects her nanoprobes into my blood, via assimilation tubules. Do you have any idea how long it takes to get Borg implants out of your body?!
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Rosie Biscotto
4 years ago
I can't hang my panties on the clothesline! Bastard kids laugh at my 6XL size panties ☹️☹️☹️
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LESZEK
4 years ago
I keep a TOILET JOURNAL! I record the size, color, and texter of my feces!
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HUSBAND
4 years ago
My wife says I have more hair on my BALLS then on my HEAD ☹️
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POPOVICH
4 years ago
My wife has her hand on my GROIN! What does she have in mind?!
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DARION BASCO
4 years ago
My wife gets mad when I ask other women their PANTY SIZES and what COLOR they're wearing!
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MR NICE
4 years ago
BETTY WHITE FINALLY EXPIRED!
God knows when-2021
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MAD
4 years ago
I tried and tried to set up my new playstation 5, but I failed. I then hit my playstation 5 with a sledgehammer and sparks came out! Now the damn thing won't even turn on! What the heck is going on with this thing?!
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KALEIDESCOPE
4 years ago
Wanna hear something funny? My bumpkin neighbors were playing with six sticks of dynamite taped together, they lit the fuse and then argued about who was gonna throw the dynamite. They just kept arguing and arguing about who was gonna throw the dynamite. Guess you can say it got messy!
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HECTOR SALAKANCA
4 years ago
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I can give you highlights about what happened to my nephew's Marco and Lionel. Marco was shot in the face and died instantly. Lionel lost his legs, and lingered in pain for several hours and he died!
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BOL L GOL
4 years ago
Like a plaque of boils, you FAAGGOTS and TRANSGENDER FREAKS infest the earth!
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Vanessa O Cunt
4 years ago
My kids can't decorate a Christmas tree! I took all the ornaments off and decorated the tree according to size and color!
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Marlon
4 years ago
In Tahiti they have these specially trained dogs that steal sexy women's panties! It's amazing! Wonderful dogs!
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Tate
4 years ago
Whenever we have a fight my wife injects her assimilation tubules in my neck. She always injects her Borg nanoprobes into me. She yanks her tubules out so hard I lose consciousness!
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Duke
4 years ago
People think I'm strange cause I got my PENIS a COVID-19 vaccination shot!
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JAMES
4 years ago
My wife is QUEEN OF THE HARPIES! QUEEN OF THE HARPIES! Here's your crown your majesty! QUEEN OF THE HARPIES!
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HORNY TOAD
4 years ago
Amanda Janiga Williams was wearing her tightest yoga pants. Her pants were going up her butt crack. I sn*ffed the chair where she sat. Her cucumber melon butt smell was so sweet and sexy on the chair!
When my father asked me if I wanted to be a CHEF ,like him, when I grow up. I said, NO! I'd rather be a MAN!
My wife says our Canary died cause I left the bathroom door open! What is she trying to say?
My husband finally EXPIRED! I thought he'd never die the old SKIN FLINT ♥️
My wife use to be a Borg drone, whenever we have an argument, she injects her nanoprobes into my blood, via assimilation tubules. Do you have any idea how long it takes to get Borg implants out of your body?!
I can't hang my panties on the clothesline! Bastard kids laugh at my 6XL size panties ☹️☹️☹️
I keep a TOILET JOURNAL! I record the size, color, and texter of my feces!
My wife says I have more hair on my BALLS then on my HEAD ☹️
My wife has her hand on my GROIN! What does she have in mind?!
My wife gets mad when I ask other women their PANTY SIZES and what COLOR they're wearing!
BETTY WHITE FINALLY EXPIRED! God knows when-2021
I tried and tried to set up my new playstation 5, but I failed. I then hit my playstation 5 with a sledgehammer and sparks came out! Now the damn thing won't even turn on! What the heck is going on with this thing?!
Wanna hear something funny? My bumpkin neighbors were playing with six sticks of dynamite taped together, they lit the fuse and then argued about who was gonna throw the dynamite. They just kept arguing and arguing about who was gonna throw the dynamite. Guess you can say it got messy!
I can give you highlights about what happened to my nephew's Marco and Lionel. Marco was shot in the face and died instantly. Lionel lost his legs, and lingered in pain for several hours and he died!
Like a plaque of boils, you FAAGGOTS and TRANSGENDER FREAKS infest the earth!
My kids can't decorate a Christmas tree! I took all the ornaments off and decorated the tree according to size and color!
In Tahiti they have these specially trained dogs that steal sexy women's panties! It's amazing! Wonderful dogs!
Whenever we have a fight my wife injects her assimilation tubules in my neck. She always injects her Borg nanoprobes into me. She yanks her tubules out so hard I lose consciousness!
People think I'm strange cause I got my PENIS a COVID-19 vaccination shot!
My wife is QUEEN OF THE HARPIES! QUEEN OF THE HARPIES! Here's your crown your majesty! QUEEN OF THE HARPIES!
Amanda Janiga Williams was wearing her tightest yoga pants. Her pants were going up her butt crack. I sn*ffed the chair where she sat. Her cucumber melon butt smell was so sweet and sexy on the chair!