I ain't got nothing better to do. I'm gonna drop CINDER BLOCKS from the freeway bridge!♥️
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BOZO THE CLOWN
4 years ago
I'm not a clown no more. I went to a children's party asking the kids if they want to hear DILLDO JOKES! The parents weren't amused. Now I'm in the POKEY!☹️
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BUBBA
4 years ago
My C-U-N-T wife says she wants a room in the house. I said, she already has a room, THE KITCHEN!!!
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SEYMOUR
4 years ago
CELINE WIDDICK is on Twitter@celinabeana_0x
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Michael
4 years ago
Sex is ok. BUT I HAVE NO PLACE FOR IT IN MY LIFE NOW!!!!
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McKean
4 years ago
No place for sex in your life? Michael, are you some kinda faag?
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LESZEK
4 years ago
I have bad plumbing, my toilet can't flush my horse-like size WASTE. So I ask my neighbors if I can use their toilets, now they have clogged toilets!
First we must subsidize ka, ka, ka, kaputti---and various subjects that impeck the leecow!
For my last year's high school talent show I made noises with my armpit, I lost. This year I did a LOUD WET FART. I lost again!
Today is January 20th, I took ONE shower so far this year!
In my club, NO JEWS, NO BLACKS, and especially NO QUEERS!
All TEN of my witnesses died in prison! Maybe it was a coincidence?
My Mama got bit by a stray ALLIGATOR!
The ice age didn't kill the dinosaur's! I DID! Killed them with my bare hands. NO! I ran them over with my truck!
P.C.P. Gang members on P.C.P.
Someone call the police! Some big guy is trying to bite somebody!
For our wedding anniversary I CHEMICALLY CASTRATED my husband!
In case you wanted to know, I have an ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION☹️
I'm such a FAT FUUUUCK! I wear 7XL size panties. My email is: [email protected]
My wife's email: [email protected]
I ain't got nothing better to do. I'm gonna drop CINDER BLOCKS from the freeway bridge!♥️
I'm not a clown no more. I went to a children's party asking the kids if they want to hear DILLDO JOKES! The parents weren't amused. Now I'm in the POKEY!☹️
My C-U-N-T wife says she wants a room in the house. I said, she already has a room, THE KITCHEN!!!
CELINE WIDDICK is on Twitter@celinabeana_0x
Sex is ok. BUT I HAVE NO PLACE FOR IT IN MY LIFE NOW!!!!
No place for sex in your life? Michael, are you some kinda faag?
I have bad plumbing, my toilet can't flush my horse-like size WASTE. So I ask my neighbors if I can use their toilets, now they have clogged toilets!