I'm putting up wanted signs for the guy who SMELLED my wife's BUTT!
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Bridget Marquardt
4 years ago
During season 3 of GIRLS NEXT DOOR, I had such a bubble butt I needed 6XL size thongs!
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BUBBA
4 years ago
For my last year's high school talent show, I made noises with my armpit, I lost. This year I did a LOUD WET FART, I lost again!
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ANDERSON SPLIT PEA SOUP
4 years ago
My PENIS got bit by a zombie. Now I got a rotting D-I-C-K!
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HUSBAND
4 years ago
My wife tells our friends, she only married me for my PENIS ☹️
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MR PRICK
4 years ago
I promise to do jobs that go UNDONE!
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DOOR AJAR
4 years ago
PENIS & VAGIINA, that's how we PROPAGATE our species.
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Sakkath
4 years ago
Looks at all these ball-sack-ass-niiggaz.
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MacNicol
4 years ago
My PENIS has stage-3A cancer ☹️
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MaBor Jetrel
4 years ago
I'm the TALAXIAN version of HITLER!
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WORRIED
4 years ago
I got caught shoplifting! They're going to CUT OFF MY HAND!
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DOOR AJAR
4 years ago
I died yesterday, a little bit.
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DUKE
4 years ago
My PENIS, Eduardo, is known for his SEXUAL APPETITE!
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PICCOLO
4 years ago
I hate WOODWIND instruments!
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BIG ED
4 years ago
My wife apologized to our friends, they couldn't sit on our couch cause of all the farting I do!☹️
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BIG ED
4 years ago
After I fart a lot, my wife says a shower is in order for me ☹️
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DOOR AJAR
4 years ago
My boss gave me a raise, so I threw BOWLING BALLS at his car! His car is CA-CA now!
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DOOR AJAR
4 years ago
My fetish got me in trouble! I wanted to watch my brother BANG a FOOTBALL PLAYER, he refused. When I got my gun, I yelled:GET IN THE BEDROOM with BUTCH MCDICK!
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DOOR AJAR
4 years ago
My wife EXPIRED today. She's just an EMPTY SHELL now, I'll DISPOSE of her body as I see fit.
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Donald J Trump
4 years ago
This is your beloved former President. Today marks the first anniversary of my ousting. The Joe Biden CA-CA and his commie comrades have FUUUCKED up the country! Ok, I'm done.
I'm putting up wanted signs for the guy who SMELLED my wife's BUTT!
During season 3 of GIRLS NEXT DOOR, I had such a bubble butt I needed 6XL size thongs!
For my last year's high school talent show, I made noises with my armpit, I lost. This year I did a LOUD WET FART, I lost again!
My PENIS got bit by a zombie. Now I got a rotting D-I-C-K!
My wife tells our friends, she only married me for my PENIS ☹️
I promise to do jobs that go UNDONE!
PENIS & VAGIINA, that's how we PROPAGATE our species.
Looks at all these ball-sack-ass-niiggaz.
My PENIS has stage-3A cancer ☹️
I'm the TALAXIAN version of HITLER!
I got caught shoplifting! They're going to CUT OFF MY HAND!
I died yesterday, a little bit.
My PENIS, Eduardo, is known for his SEXUAL APPETITE!
I hate WOODWIND instruments!
My wife apologized to our friends, they couldn't sit on our couch cause of all the farting I do!☹️
After I fart a lot, my wife says a shower is in order for me ☹️
My boss gave me a raise, so I threw BOWLING BALLS at his car! His car is CA-CA now!
My fetish got me in trouble! I wanted to watch my brother BANG a FOOTBALL PLAYER, he refused. When I got my gun, I yelled:GET IN THE BEDROOM with BUTCH MCDICK!
My wife EXPIRED today. She's just an EMPTY SHELL now, I'll DISPOSE of her body as I see fit.
This is your beloved former President. Today marks the first anniversary of my ousting. The Joe Biden CA-CA and his commie comrades have FUUUCKED up the country! Ok, I'm done.