I, too, opened up CAITLIN KINSELLAS purple skirt and saw she was wearing her Hanes purple cheeky panty!
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HORNY TOAD
4 years ago
CAITLIN KINSELLA was wearing her tight purple skirt with wildflowers. I opened up her skirt and saw she was wearing her Hanes purple cheeky panty with spirals on it! I love it when she coordinates her undies!
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SUSIE PUSHOG
4 years ago
The B.V.N network bought CRIMINAL MINDS and now SLIDERS! I love the B.V.N network!
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HOT STUD
4 years ago
I'm so sexy! I give women pictures of my ABS
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MR NICE
4 years ago
I found my ex-wife in the tub with a toaster in the water! At least I won't have to pay alimony no more!
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BAD ASS
4 years ago
My boss fired me! So I told him, wherever he builds his new home ILL BURN IT DOWN!!!
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MR PRICK
4 years ago
I told my wife: she's one C-U-N-T hair away from heaven if she overdraws her bank account again!
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Rachel Landis Cartica
4 years ago
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Brandon and I wanted to have more children, but my PLUMBING is messed up! I was assimilated by the Borg, I'm human again. But my body still has nanoprobes and Borg implants, probably why I can't have no more children!☹️☹️☹️
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SEYMOUR
4 years ago
I slept over Aunt Debbie's. She was wearing her PINK NEGLIGEE. She was sitting on my yellow baby bl*nkey in her PINK NEGLIGEE. I couldn't pay attention to the movie we were watching, her thighs were thick. Aunt Debbie fell asleep during the movie. I looked up her PINK NEGLIGEE and saw she was wearing her pink cheeky panty. Aunt Debbie's butt was so smoothe in her PINK NEGLIGEE. I copped a feel when she was sleeping!
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Katie Searfoss
4 years ago
When the Borg assimilated me they made my skin turn pale and my hair on my head fall out. But the hair on my V-A-G-I-N-A and legs stopped growing so I won't have to shave down there no more!
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GIDEON
4 years ago
The other day KATIE SEARFOSS was wearing her yoga pants with her butt crack completely showing. I smelled the chair where she sat. I smelled a cucumber melon and perfume. She has a sexy smelling ass!
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KASHIK
4 years ago
When KATIE SEARFOSS wears skin tight blue jeans her butt is rock hard and shapely. I ask if I can use her ass as a PILLOW!
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CLASSIC PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIC
4 years ago
You have to help me! My daughter has been kidnapped! Please help me! She has less than 10 hours left! Don't you understand? They're going to kill her!
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LESZEK
4 years ago
My wife found the DONKEY PORN on my computer! I told her it's just RESEARCH!
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BVN TELEVISION NETWORK
4 years ago
Today at 5:30, network premiere of CRIMINAL MINDS.
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MAD
4 years ago
My son brought DOPE into my house! You miserable little smack head! GET THE HELL OUT!
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KENNEBAGO
4 years ago
Spicy foods make my BOTTOM BURBLE!
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HICKORY DICKORY DOCK
4 years ago
I sold my daughter to the NUDIE BAR downtown. She's quite a sexy dancer!
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Aaron
4 years ago
I don't have to worry about my wife's panty lines showing ---she doesn't wear panties!
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SMART ASS
4 years ago
My wife told me that I can only MASTURBATE one time per day. I said:be fair, can you eat only one cake per day!
I, too, opened up CAITLIN KINSELLAS purple skirt and saw she was wearing her Hanes purple cheeky panty!
CAITLIN KINSELLA was wearing her tight purple skirt with wildflowers. I opened up her skirt and saw she was wearing her Hanes purple cheeky panty with spirals on it! I love it when she coordinates her undies!
The B.V.N network bought CRIMINAL MINDS and now SLIDERS! I love the B.V.N network!
I'm so sexy! I give women pictures of my ABS
I found my ex-wife in the tub with a toaster in the water! At least I won't have to pay alimony no more!
My boss fired me! So I told him, wherever he builds his new home ILL BURN IT DOWN!!!
I told my wife: she's one C-U-N-T hair away from heaven if she overdraws her bank account again!
Brandon and I wanted to have more children, but my PLUMBING is messed up! I was assimilated by the Borg, I'm human again. But my body still has nanoprobes and Borg implants, probably why I can't have no more children!☹️☹️☹️
I slept over Aunt Debbie's. She was wearing her PINK NEGLIGEE. She was sitting on my yellow baby bl*nkey in her PINK NEGLIGEE. I couldn't pay attention to the movie we were watching, her thighs were thick. Aunt Debbie fell asleep during the movie. I looked up her PINK NEGLIGEE and saw she was wearing her pink cheeky panty. Aunt Debbie's butt was so smoothe in her PINK NEGLIGEE. I copped a feel when she was sleeping!
When the Borg assimilated me they made my skin turn pale and my hair on my head fall out. But the hair on my V-A-G-I-N-A and legs stopped growing so I won't have to shave down there no more!
The other day KATIE SEARFOSS was wearing her yoga pants with her butt crack completely showing. I smelled the chair where she sat. I smelled a cucumber melon and perfume. She has a sexy smelling ass!
When KATIE SEARFOSS wears skin tight blue jeans her butt is rock hard and shapely. I ask if I can use her ass as a PILLOW!
You have to help me! My daughter has been kidnapped! Please help me! She has less than 10 hours left! Don't you understand? They're going to kill her!
My wife found the DONKEY PORN on my computer! I told her it's just RESEARCH!
Today at 5:30, network premiere of CRIMINAL MINDS.
My son brought DOPE into my house! You miserable little smack head! GET THE HELL OUT!
Spicy foods make my BOTTOM BURBLE!
I sold my daughter to the NUDIE BAR downtown. She's quite a sexy dancer!
I don't have to worry about my wife's panty lines showing ---she doesn't wear panties!
My wife told me that I can only MASTURBATE one time per day. I said:be fair, can you eat only one cake per day!