I got DUPED. I have to find the guy who DUPED me cause I'm the DOPE that got DUPED! What?!!
G
GIMP
3 years ago
I go to homes to people I don't know, and when they answer the door I say, who are you? What do you want?
G
Georgie Cooper
3 years ago
My girlfriend, Mandy, broke up with me. She wants her nylon leopard thong back!☹️
M
McKean
3 years ago
Which are you---
A. SPIC
B. GUIDO
C. FAAGGOT
D. N-I-G-G-E-R
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Gottfried Johns
3 years ago
General Arkardy Ourmov, head of space division.
L
LESZEK
3 years ago
I have a DONKEY PORN magazine business. I'm going to distribute my magazines in my son's elementary school.
E
El Burro of the Diablos
3 years ago
I'm never going to AMISH COUNTRY ever again! AMISH COUNTRY is totally lawless. I'm talking about, RAPE GANGS, METH LABS, PEOPLE'S HEADS CHOPPED OFF---
L
Les
3 years ago
I've had it with my son's complaining! I told him to GATHER UP HIS PUS and get out!
T
Thomas James Lynott
3 years ago
My goddaughters V-A-G-I-N-A is a SPERM DUMPSTER!
E
EdJane DeMarco
3 years ago
My daughter, Amber, needs 6XL size panties. When I held her underwear out to see the size of them, I was like, WHOA! I'm putting that PORKER on a diet! PRONTO!
F
FATHER
3 years ago
I was driving my bastard son and his A$$ HOLE friend home from dinner then I had a brain fart! I couldn't remember where I LIVED! I drove around and around but couldn't find MY HOUSE! They couldn't stop laughing!
D
DIRK
3 years ago
My wife and her friends were all smoking in the house at once. I asked, what game are you playing? Seeing who gets cancer first!
F
FATHER
3 years ago
My son wants a raise in his allowance. Maybe he'll take a slap in the face with a paint can maybe?
A
Andrew
3 years ago
I have nice things in my underwear drawer. Thongs, regular underwear, gimp suits!
D
Dirk
3 years ago
I'm sick of these CAMP MCFAGGOT poisoned water commercials!
V
Vanessa O Cunt
3 years ago
My husband isn't a man. He's a PANTY WASTE!
D
DOOR AJAR
3 years ago
My wife weighs 330 pounds. I asked her to get up, give the couch a breather!
L
Lea
4 years ago
Early. It use to hurt me to tell you to go away, but after the phone calls, the notes on my car, the potpourri in my panties. It's getting a lot easier.
B
Bruce Alan Boedeker
4 years ago
My wife, DEBBIE DEPRIMO is so hot I smell where she sits! I even use her panties as a baby bl*nkey every night. I suck my thumb as I snuggle with her panty she just wore!
W
WIFE
4 years ago
I came home and caught my husband with this hot blonde in her LACE BRA and PANTY. He claims he DOESN'T KNOW how she got in our house! BULL--S-H-I-T!
I got DUPED. I have to find the guy who DUPED me cause I'm the DOPE that got DUPED! What?!!
I go to homes to people I don't know, and when they answer the door I say, who are you? What do you want?
My girlfriend, Mandy, broke up with me. She wants her nylon leopard thong back!☹️
Which are you--- A. SPIC B. GUIDO C. FAAGGOT D. N-I-G-G-E-R
General Arkardy Ourmov, head of space division.
I have a DONKEY PORN magazine business. I'm going to distribute my magazines in my son's elementary school.
I'm never going to AMISH COUNTRY ever again! AMISH COUNTRY is totally lawless. I'm talking about, RAPE GANGS, METH LABS, PEOPLE'S HEADS CHOPPED OFF---
I've had it with my son's complaining! I told him to GATHER UP HIS PUS and get out!
My goddaughters V-A-G-I-N-A is a SPERM DUMPSTER!
My daughter, Amber, needs 6XL size panties. When I held her underwear out to see the size of them, I was like, WHOA! I'm putting that PORKER on a diet! PRONTO!
I was driving my bastard son and his A$$ HOLE friend home from dinner then I had a brain fart! I couldn't remember where I LIVED! I drove around and around but couldn't find MY HOUSE! They couldn't stop laughing!
My wife and her friends were all smoking in the house at once. I asked, what game are you playing? Seeing who gets cancer first!
My son wants a raise in his allowance. Maybe he'll take a slap in the face with a paint can maybe?
I have nice things in my underwear drawer. Thongs, regular underwear, gimp suits!
I'm sick of these CAMP MCFAGGOT poisoned water commercials!
My husband isn't a man. He's a PANTY WASTE!
My wife weighs 330 pounds. I asked her to get up, give the couch a breather!
Early. It use to hurt me to tell you to go away, but after the phone calls, the notes on my car, the potpourri in my panties. It's getting a lot easier.
My wife, DEBBIE DEPRIMO is so hot I smell where she sits! I even use her panties as a baby bl*nkey every night. I suck my thumb as I snuggle with her panty she just wore!
I came home and caught my husband with this hot blonde in her LACE BRA and PANTY. He claims he DOESN'T KNOW how she got in our house! BULL--S-H-I-T!