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Get rid of Carlton Kirby

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Mark Campbell
3 years ago

Innane jokes, meaningless asides, random observations and reflections that are unconnected to the images do not a commentary make! When you add in his mistakes and oversights it is unbelievably irritating. He is by MILES the worst cycling commentator on tv!

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Jessie Campbell
3 years ago

I have no idea what's going on when he's commentating. He whitters nonsense. He frequently gets it wrong. He has no valuable insight into the actual race. The commentary is saved by Sean Kelly.

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Robert Tierney
3 years ago

Heard today 8/29/23 "What is his role?" "Maybe its a sausage roll" FFS - this guy needs an intervention

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Kester Roper
3 years ago

Utterly dreadful commentator. Seems to completely ignore what's actually happening, then constructs a fictitious narrative for the race in his head which he then rambles on about ad nauseam. Just awful.

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Anonymous
3 years ago

Dosent know or understand the sport of cycling and makes for very uninteresting commentary.

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Ian Lloyd
3 years ago

Can’t stand him or yes we’ll Kelly

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Anonymous
3 years ago

He takes all the enjoyment out of the races.

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RICHARD POUNTNEY
3 years ago

He blights the excellent coverage

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Anonymous
3 years ago

None

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David Wearden
3 years ago

Oh, no! He's on the Vuelta and no alternative on ITV4!

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Ian Johnson
3 years ago

I'm listening to him now on the Arctic Race of Norway. He just waffles on about anything but the race.

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Julian Evans · petition starter
3 years ago

It's preposterous that he's still employed. His commentating on sprint finishes is just brainless screaming. As you say, Dainese won by a street. And the only rider with that name is Koen Bouwman, who rides for Jumbo-Visma (so a very different kit) and is not a sprinter (having won the Mountains Classification at the 2022 Giro d'Italia). Please make your complaint to Eurosport/GCN, personally - links are at the top of this petition. Thanks - and enjoy the race (on mute)!

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Trevor
3 years ago

Arctic Race of Norway, stage 1 - DSM rider clearly comes in first in the sprint, he says "Baumann I think it was" (whoever that is supposed to be). This is after talking about Dainese being the favourite all day. Then says "it'll go to a photo". Dude, he won by a whole bike length. Love ARN, I'll be watching the rest of the stages on mute.

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Anonymous
3 years ago

Just an obviating blowhard.

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Adam
3 years ago

Time for a change, the guy doesn’t know what he’s talking about.

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Kenny Hutch
3 years ago

totally agree... numerous times there has been action on the screen and he doesn't even mention it, i sometimes wonder if he is actually watching what is happening

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Chris Hogg
3 years ago

Waffles on a load of rubbish. If he was commentating on the radio you couldn’t possibly fallow the race.

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Gillian Hogg
3 years ago

WAFFLE WAFFLE WAFFLE Talks a Load of Rubbish Loves the sound of his own voice!!

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Julian Evans · petition starter
3 years ago

Ah, sorry, you must have meant the track events. I didn't realise he was ruining those until I decided to tune in to watch some, and then immediately switched off because I couldn't bear to listen to him.

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Emma
3 years ago

Not just cycling. Not so long ago I watched speed skating with the Dutch commentary - not that I can speak Dutch, but it was either that or the mute button as he has absolutely no clue about the sport :)