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Get Hamilton's bed some wheels
Personal & In-Jokes

Get Hamilton's bed some wheels

Closed — 23 supporters Verified

Final supporters

A
Aham's f.
E
Eliza S.
C
Crownie G.
H
Henriette L.
M
Marie A.
A
Aaron B.
A
Angelica H.
H
Hamilton's F.
N
nonbinary l.
H
Hercules M.
+13 more
HS
Started by Hamilton's Shot 10 years, 8 months ago
0 Updates 17 Comments

'If I receive these much-needed wheels, I will be able to escape from my horrible chambers that I have been trapped in for years and finally, maybe, wash myself of the sin I have been subjected to.' ~Hamilton's Bed

17 Comments

A
Aham's floor
10 years ago Featured

I fully support this idea, and am floored by the amount of support it has recieved.

H
Hamilton's Floor
10 years ago Featured

Although these wheels would allow Hamilton's bed to roll all over me, that is a sacrifice i am willing to make for their freedom

E
Eliza Schuyler
10 years ago

I'm so sorry for everything this bed has had to witness

C
Crownie Greg Fucko Frederick
10 years ago

We must free you from A. Ham's sodomous lifestyle.

H
Henriette Lafayette
10 years ago

We must protect the bed! We love you Hamilton's Bed.

M
Marie Antoinette
10 years ago

Free them from sin

A
Aaron Burr
10 years ago

Liberate them

N
nonbinary lafayette
10 years ago

be free!

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