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Hello, my name is Dillon and I am in need of soap and candles.
My dear friend, hereby known as "Sister Sister" is currently staying in Rhode Island for the summer, and has found a small job to do while there.
Recently, she has sent me pictures of two items found in the store she works. A hand soap with an image of a woman accompanied by the text "So you accidentally touched your genitals" and a candle with an image of hit musical artist Drake's head photoshopped onto Jesus on the candle's side.
I asked her to purchase these items for me as a sign of her friendship, yet she refused. This is an American travesty in the wake of the newly passed Same-Sex Marriage Bill. What the heck, Sister Sister?
I ask that you sign this petition to attempt to convince Sister Sister to purchase these items for me, and deliver them to me upon her return to Georgia.
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On 2009, Lady Gaga created the gays. Today, she has finally reached her goal. Spread awareness for the ongoing issue of photo-shopped celebrities on portraits of Jesus, as I am today. By signing this petition, I, along hopefully hundreds of others, will get our goal achieved. Let's get Amber, also known as "Sister Sister" to help the cause, and finally become the princess of the gays. Follow me: @Cher on all social media platforms
i dont know what im signing up for but okay
I already regret it.
Yay, spread the word of everything!
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Status: Closed — this petition is no longer accepting signatures.
Final supporters
Hello, my name is Dillon and I am in need of soap and candles.
My dear friend, hereby known as "Sister Sister" is currently staying in Rhode Island for the summer, and has found a small job to do while there.
Recently, she has sent me pictures of two items found in the store she works. A hand soap with an image of a woman accompanied by the text "So you accidentally touched your genitals" and a candle with an image of hit musical artist Drake's head photoshopped onto Jesus on the candle's side.
I asked her to purchase these items for me as a sign of her friendship, yet she refused. This is an American travesty in the wake of the newly passed Same-Sex Marriage Bill. What the heck, Sister Sister?
I ask that you sign this petition to attempt to convince Sister Sister to purchase these items for me, and deliver them to me upon her return to Georgia.
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This is the shit, I will use every resource at my disposal to get this to happen!
On 2009, Lady Gaga created the gays. Today, she has finally reached her goal. Spread awareness for the ongoing issue of photo-shopped celebrities on portraits of Jesus, as I am today. By signing this petition, I, along hopefully hundreds of others, will get our goal achieved. Let's get Amber, also known as "Sister Sister" to help the cause, and finally become the princess of the gays. Follow me: @Cher on all social media platforms
i dont know what im signing up for but okay
I already regret it.
Yay, spread the word of everything!
#dillonscrookednoseisalrightsometimesyaknow
We can do it guys, spread the word.
why not
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This is the shit, I will use every resource at my disposal to get this to happen!