the school board just approved the plan and we are actually getting a marmoset hall monitor. i seriously cant believe this worked but huge thanks to the 464 people who signed. im going to go prep the banana budget now.
June 9, 2023
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The school buys a marmoset monkey to become a hall monitor at Los Alamos High School.
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Reached 250 supporters
March 16, 2023
Reached 100 supporters
March 16, 2023
217 Comments
Golly Gee I wish we can get one. If someone knows how to sign multiple times please tell me.
some people here have some interesting names. I hope you guys can come out on top and the the worlds first marmoset monkey hall monitor
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Россия — священная наша держава, Россия — любимая наша страна. Могучая воля, великая слава — Твоё достоянье на все времена! От южных морей до полярного края Раскинулись наши леса и поля. Одна ты на свете! Одна ты такая — Хранимая Богом родная земля! Широкий простор для мечты и для жизни Грядущие нам открывают года. Нам силу даёт наша верность Отчизне. Так было, так есть и так будет всегда!
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the school board just approved the plan and we are actually getting a marmoset hall monitor. i seriously cant believe this worked but huge thanks to the 464 people who signed. im going to go prep the banana budget now.
June 9, 2023
Final supporters
The school buys a marmoset monkey to become a hall monitor at Los Alamos High School.
Updates
Reached 250 supporters
March 16, 2023
Reached 100 supporters
March 16, 2023
217 Comments
Looks like a horrible idea, but if people did not commit to horrible ideas I would not be born so I guess I am signing this.
Golly Gee I wish we can get one. If someone knows how to sign multiple times please tell me.
some people here have some interesting names. I hope you guys can come out on top and the the worlds first marmoset monkey hall monitor
Russia is our sacred power, Russia is our beloved country. Mighty will, great glory - Your property for all time! From the southern seas to the polar region Our forests and fields stretched. You are the only one in the world! You are the only one - God-protected native land! A wide scope for dreams and for life The coming years open up to us. Our loyalty to the Motherland gives us strength. So it was, so it is, and so it will always be!
hey guys im gonna get a new username cooler than"john" i hope you guys like it
Россия — священная наша держава, Россия — любимая наша страна. Могучая воля, великая слава — Твоё достоянье на все времена! От южных морей до полярного края Раскинулись наши леса и поля. Одна ты на свете! Одна ты такая — Хранимая Богом родная земля! Широкий простор для мечты и для жизни Грядущие нам открывают года. Нам силу даёт наша верность Отчизне. Так было, так есть и так будет всегда!
Divorce, Monkey, America, Boobies
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Looks like a horrible idea, but if people did not commit to horrible ideas I would not be born so I guess I am signing this.