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Force Darren Branch to change his nickname

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exhatty
3 years ago

exhatty

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Deidre Sweeney
11 years ago Featured

This is foolish and upsets me. I've personally messaged you and it saddens me to see this still up. I do believe in God and I don't think this is pleasing at all. Choose your battles wisely and never step into a battle before educating yourself of your opponent. That's what anyone who has ever been in a sport would know. Is this a movement towards growth? I think it's about self righteousness, foolery, envy, and pure self hatred. Eat those cookies!!!i again ask that you spend some time with God since you love to bring him into your shenanigans. Maybe you could move on to a more important petition that actually stands for something good. With all that's going on in the world, is this what you really want to petition against?

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Keviño
11 years ago

How daaaaare he have a nickname given to him by someone else only to embrace it! I can not wait to live in a country where others tell me how to live for my own good! Stand tall skip, stand tall...

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Forrest Kilb
11 years ago

In protest, I will eat one (1) box of Keebler Fudge Stripe Cookies every five minutes until this injustice has ended and Darinzinho has apologized.

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Palestinho
11 years ago Featured

Wow this Keebler guy is a real jerk! I'm not tall so everytime I hear anything about any of those damn racist fools belittling my people it shortens my patience. Especially that damn Santa Clause, Snow White, and that gosh darn tree holding those poor little men captive for you tall people to enjoy delicious chocolate covered cookies. We might be small physically but I have a LARGE heart!!

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Verne Troyer
11 years ago

Just because we are tiny does not mean we are not larger in then life.

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Kevinzinho
11 years ago

To hell with that Keebler guy. How dare he name himself after a brand of delicious cookies. I hear he eats babies too

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KEGforU
11 years ago

It's HIS nickname - it has nothing to do with you. He blocked you cuz you're creepy. Long live Keebler!

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The Four Foot Fornicator
11 years ago

Tall people suck

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Jared Bergen
11 years ago

I support this!

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Michael Martin
11 years ago

You are still and always be a Fuck Boy!!!!!

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Ian" mouse"
11 years ago

Ou are just mad skip we praise a little elf man in a tree who is amazing and you now to a imaginary man in the sky who talks to old men and little boys. Praise the devil!!! And drink milk thankyou for makeing my day bitch <3

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Balcom Fantroy
11 years ago

Darren's name is a crime against all of the little people in the world.

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Stephen Celeste
11 years ago

Hahaha

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Kodiak
11 years ago Featured

I want to rename Keebler but think we should all nominate five potential replacements, allowing a vote to decide. My nomination is: Mighty Mite

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Darren Branch
11 years ago

I must stand up against myself!