Dear Texas A&M,

After watching multiple plays that make absolutely no sense and throwing the screen at least 20 times a game, we, as fans, would like to request that Jake Spavital be fired from his position as offensive coordinator. Seeing as this university is willing to spend a large amount of money on our football team to make it as good as possible, this should be an easy task for you.

Thank you,

Football fans everywhere (except t.u. and probably LSU)