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Farmhouse Fixer

195 Comments

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Horny Toad
5 years ago

Hayden Panettiere got a restraining order on me☹️! I smelled her butt in her skin tight peach dress,, her butt crack was showing threw her dress it was that tight, her butt smelled like perfume!❤️

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Butch McDick
5 years ago

The cops are arresting me! YOU FUUUUUCCKING PIGS! Wait til I get my hands on you! AHH!

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De Lancie
5 years ago

No woman can order the mighty De Lancie around. SUBMIT!

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Sheldon Deldon
5 years ago

I'm gonna teach you a lesson with my fencing skills, EN GARDE!

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NEWS DUDE
5 years ago

Happy mother's day, CUUNTS!

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SURGICAL PROCEDURES
5 years ago

After being injected with nanoprobes victims are taken to an assimilation facility where they undergo major surgical alterations to complete their assimilation and become a full Borg drone.

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Private DickFace
5 years ago

I WAS in the military, I called my superior officer an ASS HOLE, when he asked me what I said, I told him YOU ASS HOLE sir! I'm finished!

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Dunst
5 years ago

After I got my vocal cords SLICED, I had a vocal enhancer implant put in my throat, it helps me make sounds!

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Mikhail
5 years ago

Hi, folks! I'm getting shot by a martian from MARS ATTACKS! I gotta go! The martians ray gun is disintegrating me, I'm almost gone!

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Larry Fleinhardt
5 years ago

The Dean of my college caught me living in the colleges STEAM TUNNELS! I'm so ashamed!

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Giovanni
5 years ago

FAAGGOTS! You searched for months and bring me this thing?! You're total INCOMPETENCE!

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BOSS
5 years ago

Senator McFaggot is one of the most respected citizens in the country, McBane. And/ yet,/ you ran his limo off/ a/ cliff, drove a garbage truck through his mansions front door and broke the necks of three of his family members?!

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Tcheky Karyo
5 years ago

I'm washing my husband's YELLOW and BROWN stained underwear.

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HAPPY
5 years ago

I created my own television network, TASTE IN TELEVISION SERVICES or T.I.T.S

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Haley Crosby
5 years ago

I sell my panties and thongs to men! That's how sexy I am! I pay my bills that way!

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Haley Crosby
5 years ago

Everyone should have access to skin care, no matter their allergies!

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Heidi McBride
5 years ago

I sound hot, but I'm just a CUUUNT!

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James the Wacko
5 years ago

YOU! Have no fuuuuccking ideas! How could you do this to me?! I hope you understand--why i have to put this gun in my mouth!

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Earl
5 years ago

You guys better get the hell out of here! There's a killer on the loose! A murderer man, a real psycho! He's cuttin' people's heads off! I'm not kiddin'!

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Belinda
5 years ago

Coos was here earlier, my son got high 14 times in a row but, Charmaine hit him. Look at my arm, see the cut on my arm! Plus may I say one thing? Charmaine robbed the laundromat where she work at!