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Farmhouse Fixer

195 Comments

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Charmaine
5 years ago

Belinda! Your mother's a BIIITCH! That's why she gave you up for adoption! Ya, my mother raised me! Stupid and a biiitching-ating!

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Belinda
5 years ago

Charmaine tore up all my sons stuff, THAT'S NOT RIGHT! My son missed Sunday service cause of her! THAT'S NOT RIGHT!

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Officer Toughill
5 years ago

Belinda has the cut on her arm, and she says you cut her Charmaine.

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Charmaine
5 years ago

That doesn't make no sense! Belinda was in here tearing stuff up! That's how she got the cut on her arm! I DIDN'T TOUCH HER!

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Belinda
5 years ago

Officer Toughill asked me if I want you arrested Charmaine. I size, YES! I'll do what I gotta do cause it ain't right!

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Charmaine
5 years ago

Ok, lock me up! I got no problem biiitch! Lock me up!

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Jennie Marie Lucarella
5 years ago

I can't hang my panties on the clothes line! Bastard kids laugh at my XXL size panties!

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Duke
5 years ago

My penis got promoted to COMMANDANT! He's in charge of an entire military school!

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SAD
5 years ago

Hi, folks! I haven't been happy for a while so I swallowed a FELODESINE chip. I'll be dead in a matter of minutes. Farewell.

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BOSS
5 years ago

That's an unauthorized break period,my friend, you don't work here no more! Do we have a problem communicating? You're GONE, TERMINATED, end of medical benefits. Clean out your desk and get out. Thanks again!

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HUSBAND
5 years ago

My wife bought FULL COVERAGE panties instead of THONGS! I confiscated the panties. She shouldn't even be wearing panties!

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Frischman
5 years ago

Someone bumped into me! Who touched me?! WHO TOUCHED MY PANTS!?

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Endicore
5 years ago

I told my wife, I can't be ugly, anymore than she can pass an I.Q. test! Tonight I sleep on he couch!

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Horny Toad
5 years ago

Katie Searfoss pulled her pants down, she was in her peach color Playtex panty. Katie held me with her right arm, made her left hand in a fist and injected her assimilation tubules in my neck. I jumped and grabbed her butt! As Katie Searfoss injected nanoprobes from her bloodstream into mine, I rubbed her butt. Her butt was so smoothe in her Playtex panty!

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Duke
5 years ago

My penis s royalty, you may address him as Sir Penis!

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Robert Billings
5 years ago

I have been trying to get money out of my account for 7 days. I sold $5000.00 worth of coins and have the setting there. They sent it to my bank 4/30/21 then immediately withdrew it. The money is setting in my account and now when I try to withdraw it it tells me I have$2.00 available. This $&@:

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Genisis Jackson
5 years ago

Absolutly

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Beth Epps
5 years ago

Another season please

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Laurie
5 years ago

Bring it back

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Anonymous
5 years ago

Yes to season two of Farmhouse Fixer