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Farmhouse Fixer

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Jennifer Habelitz
5 years ago

Please have Season 2!!! Love this show!!

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TNT WHAMMY
5 years ago

Heh--heh, this outta do it! WHAM! Oh,no! OH!

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Mrs A Mariner
5 years ago

My neighbor sucks on my 80 year old CUUNT!

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Rosie Biscotto
5 years ago

I need to specially order my panties from Amazon, I wear 5XL☹️

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WORLD NEWS FAG
5 years ago

December 24th is the holy night of SAINT VIGIUS!

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Jackson PusHog
5 years ago

Mrs. Kramer! I'm gonna make love to your daughters vagiiina!

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Jackson PusHog
5 years ago

Mrs. Kramer! I'm gonna make love to your daughters vagina!

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HUSBAND
5 years ago

My wife speeds around corners at 90 m.p.h. when I get out of the car my wife says I look pale.

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Billie
5 years ago

My penis can't penetrate my wife's vagiiina! It's made out of some sort of neutronium alloy!

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Ethan
5 years ago

My dear, you have seen the last of that green eyed PUSHOG known as racism.

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Sprinkles
5 years ago

There's a knock at my door. Who could it be and do we have enough time?

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FATHER
5 years ago

I wrote my SON a poem:Our love is like a flower, it grows with every hour!

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Alexandria Kokura Kravitz
5 years ago

Vote for me to become Judge, or I'll surgically remove your balls. It's your choice.

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CEREBELLUM
5 years ago

I have a single digit I.Q.

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Bubba
5 years ago

I had to leave high school, I turned 40!

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Bonito
5 years ago

Now look here! Im --Im-- YOU KNOW WHO I AM!

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Mr Nice
5 years ago

Hi, folks! My wife died and I'm now taking her body to the DUMP!

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Rosie Biscotto
5 years ago

In case you wanted to know, I wear size 24 panties,5XL

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Beltran
5 years ago

TOM! You sold me out to the ALBINO! For what, freedom from prison? Gold? WHAT WAS YOUR PRICE THIS TIME?!

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Jon Von Jon
5 years ago

Hayden Panettiere was in her tight blue shorts. Her thong and shorts were stuck up her butt crack. Hayden held me with her right arm, made her left hand in a fist and injected her assimilation tubules in my neck. I gagged and grabbed her butt. As she filled my veins with nanoprobes I dug my fingers into her butt crack.