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Evan should win juggle contest

53 Comments

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Osama bin Laden
10 years ago

Evan ehh should be the champion of the ehhh juggling conception

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Noam Gersh
10 years ago

Good luck with reaching your goal!

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Rabbi Abramczik
10 years ago

What up what up bagels!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No pizza tomorrow.

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10 years ago

Sorry Harvard and YU, Evan has already made his decision to take his talents to the SMC juggling team. #TheDecisionPart3

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Michael 6
10 years ago

Evan is the best juggler

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Vladamir Putin
10 years ago

I like dis Evan kid. I agree dat dis boy deserves to win competition. Anyone who against dis KGB will find you.

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Devil
10 years ago

I "convinced" or threatened (whichever you prefer) the judges of the competition to make Ariel the champion instead of Evan. I never apologize for anything but I will in this case

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Yeshiva University
10 years ago

Sorry to inform you Harvard, but Evan Teichman has already made his decision at the age of 5 months that he is planning on attending YU. We are so excited to have such a legend attend our university.

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Harvard University
10 years ago

Evan, This movement that you have started is so inspirational that we would like to offer you a full scholarship to our prestigious university. #StandWithTeich

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Arthur the Aardvark
10 years ago

Everyday when you're walking down the street And everybody that you meet Has an original point of view And I say HEY! (HEY!) What a wonderful kind of day. If you can learn to work and play And get along with each other

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Wesley
10 years ago

Evan not winning this contest is worse than not keeping your caps on your milks.

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LeBron James
10 years ago

Screw the finals, this win is more important than anything I will ever achieve in my life. #imwithevan

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Bill Clinton
10 years ago

Saying that Evan doesn't deserve this win is like saying I didn't have relations with Monica Lewinsky...

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Jesus
10 years ago

Dad, you promised you wouldn't tell them. I guess it's too late now. Just like the religion I founded, Ariel Wernick's win was a sham.

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Borat
10 years ago

I may want to throw all Jews down the well... But this Jew deserve a victory. If he win it be Very Nice!

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God
10 years ago

I have a confession to make. I made sure the judge of this honorable competition didn't choose Evan as the champion. Really Evan should be the champ #evansthetruechamp

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Benjamin Netanyahu
10 years ago

For once in my political career I agree with president Barack Obama on his stance on Evans stolen win. Me and the entire state of Israel stand with Evan and we are disgusted by rabbi Abrahams ruling #standwithevan

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Babe
10 years ago

Babe

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Josephus Dossen
10 years ago

NNNNOOOoooooo! Eeeevaaaan should have woooon. #eeeeevaaaanistherealwinner

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Donald J Trump
10 years ago

WTF is Juggling...