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Evan should win juggle contest

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Eitan Tennenbaum
10 years ago Featured

Unbelievable. An absolute disgrace to the juggling community. This movement isn't just for the win of Evan Teichman, but a symbol for juggling as a whole.

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rabbi abraham
10 years ago

I was ehhh pressured to ehhh make Ariel ehhh the champion

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Donald J Trump
10 years ago

I have reason to believe that ariel wernick comes from hispanic blood. He must be deported right now! Since he is illegal, he should not be able to take the money of a hard working white american such as Evan!

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Drake
10 years ago

I been runnin' through the 6 with Evan for a while now. His last name is Ever first name is Greatest Juggler and he deserves this win over anyone competing.

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Bernie Sanders
10 years ago

This is a disgrace to mankind. I believe the wealth of the contest should be spread amongst the nation. Not only the contestants (the 1%) but also amongst the everyday workers. WE MUST TAKE FROM THE RICH AND GIVE TO THE POOR.

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Ariels lawyer
10 years ago

Don't tell Ariel but I secretly believe that Evan should be the champion

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Ryan
10 years ago

#FreeEvan

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Barack Obama
10 years ago

My fellow Americans, I, Barack Hussein Obama, believe that it is a bleak reality that we live in which Evan Teichman has lost this critically acclaimed contest. He obviously deserves the W. #IStandWithTeich

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Ariel's Oranges
10 years ago

Nobody can support our abuse or corruption of the sport. End the injustices!!!!!!!!! sign now people!!!!!!!!!

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Daniel Noghreyan
10 years ago

I'm just signing because they asked me too. I don't even know what this is for.

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Moshe Nissanoff
10 years ago

gofundme.com/26afdrbk Click on the link

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The Juggling Judges
10 years ago

As a judge present I have to admit that I was in fact paid off to let Ariel win. I can also confirm that we knew the oranges were deflated, but nonetheless let Ariel participate (and win) #letthetruthcomeout

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Ariel's Oranges
10 years ago

@Mikey Szabo, that is true. Ariel Brutally deflated us.

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AGK
10 years ago

The juggling community should go to hell for not choosing Evan as the clear champion of this prestigious competition

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Mikey Szabo
10 years ago

His oranges were obviously deflated #deflategate2.0

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Ariel's Oranges
10 years ago

We have a confession to make. we are the oranges which were used in the juggling competition. we were thoroughly jealous of the keys, phone and shoe which had easily out-shined us. We believe Evan shall acquire the Coffee Bean gift cards for his clear win.

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alfredo
10 years ago

thats a VIOOOLAAAAAYYY! u craaazy man evan the real winner #FreeEvan

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AGK
10 years ago

I'm truly disappointed in the judge's decision to not crown Evan Teichman's the winner of the juggling contest.

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Mike
10 years ago

Dear all, after seeing the disgust in the judges decision to not award Even J. Teichman the prize he deserves, I have decided to go on a hunger strike until justice is seen. I will not stand for such an immoral act within this country, and all who wish to join the strike use my hashtag #nofoodforteich

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Ryan
10 years ago

First with Aaron Gordon, and now with Evan.... People need to learn from their mistakes