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MODERATOR, PLEASE DO NOT REMOVE. THANK YOU.
Due to popular demand, this petition has been reinstated. Over the past millennia, mankind has been going down a dangerous road; a road where we allow kissing/s** to occur everyday. We need to STOP people from performing these disastrous activities, which endanger so, so many current and future beings, human and animals. These activities allow girls to propagate the dangerous disease, known as cooties. In addition to creating a shortage of food and water, due to the increased population, millions will die as a result of this disease, piles of dead men, ridden with maggots, will line the streets.
Let us end these dastardly activities (kissing/s**) and restore mankind to a better future timeline, where we can continue to study black holes and other enigma of the universe.
Thank you for your time.
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March 29, 2016
I have been staring at the screen for hours reading the comments and the denial from the opposition is honestly just fueling the fire for me. It is wild how people cannot see the connection between these common activities and the looming threat to our food supply because they are too busy being distracted by trivial things. I am busy drafting a formal notice to the leaders who keep ignoring this and I promise I am not letting up until they finally address the physical evidence.
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I can't believe this petition is here. I'm very upset that this young man would put this up here. K***ing is very important.
should not be allowed, really annoying and make people uncomfortable!. Greets from Denmark
Yes I am have agree with no kiss. Kissing might lead to gay and gay is wrong forever. Vlad xxxxx
END IT NOW SO PEOPLE DON'T TRY TO /HUG OR /KISS ME WHEN I JOIN A ROOM TO INVESTIGATE A VOTE.
I fully support this petition. Kissing/s** has resulted in the death of BILLIONS since the beginning of time. I will not stand by any longer and watch humankind suffer.
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Status: Closed — this petition is no longer accepting signatures.
Final supporters
MODERATOR, PLEASE DO NOT REMOVE. THANK YOU.
Due to popular demand, this petition has been reinstated. Over the past millennia, mankind has been going down a dangerous road; a road where we allow kissing/s** to occur everyday. We need to STOP people from performing these disastrous activities, which endanger so, so many current and future beings, human and animals. These activities allow girls to propagate the dangerous disease, known as cooties. In addition to creating a shortage of food and water, due to the increased population, millions will die as a result of this disease, piles of dead men, ridden with maggots, will line the streets.
Let us end these dastardly activities (kissing/s**) and restore mankind to a better future timeline, where we can continue to study black holes and other enigma of the universe.
Thank you for your time.
Updates
March 29, 2016
I have been staring at the screen for hours reading the comments and the denial from the opposition is honestly just fueling the fire for me. It is wild how people cannot see the connection between these common activities and the looming threat to our food supply because they are too busy being distracted by trivial things. I am busy drafting a formal notice to the leaders who keep ignoring this and I promise I am not letting up until they finally address the physical evidence.
64 Comments
If eons of pondering over the literature of scientifically and philosophical texts has brought to me any knowledge, no matter how trite, it is that we must unify our subatomic particles in a covalent bond against kissies and the abhorrent act known as s**.
I can't believe this petition is here. I'm very upset that this young man would put this up here. K***ing is very important.
should not be allowed, really annoying and make people uncomfortable!. Greets from Denmark
Yes I am have agree with no kiss. Kissing might lead to gay and gay is wrong forever. Vlad xxxxx
END IT NOW SO PEOPLE DON'T TRY TO /HUG OR /KISS ME WHEN I JOIN A ROOM TO INVESTIGATE A VOTE.
I fully support this petition. Kissing/s** has resulted in the death of BILLIONS since the beginning of time. I will not stand by any longer and watch humankind suffer.
HEEEEEY! You hacked my hacked hacked account.
HEEEY! You hacked my hacked account.
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If eons of pondering over the literature of scientifically and philosophical texts has brought to me any knowledge, no matter how trite, it is that we must unify our subatomic particles in a covalent bond against kissies and the abhorrent act known as s**.