MODERATOR, PLEASE DO NOT REMOVE. THANK YOU.
Due to popular demand, this petition has been reinstated. Over the past millennia, mankind has been going down a dangerous road; a road where we allow kissing/s** to occur everyday. We need to STOP people from performing these disastrous activities, which endanger so, so many current and future beings, human and animals. These activities allow girls to propagate the dangerous disease, known as cooties. In addition to creating a shortage of food and water, due to the increased population, millions will die as a result of this disease, piles of dead men, ridden with maggots, will line the streets.
Let us end these dastardly activities (kissing/s**) and restore mankind to a better future timeline, where we can continue to study black holes and other enigma of the universe.
Thank you for your time.