I took something that wasn't mine and sold it for a profit. I'm now a criminal!☹️
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DANIEL WORMALD
4 years ago
I bought a yellow Humvee, but my wife says it looks like a school bus for 6-year old pimps! Stupid ¢unt!
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CHOP SUEY
4 years ago
Chinese food gives me DIAHREA!
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Anonymous
4 years ago
Please stop weekly testing!
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Karyn Sochacki
4 years ago
Governor Murphy, stop wasting our money. Stop wasting our time. Stop perpetuating a public divide. YOU have the power to end this. There is NO science that supports this! Stop being a tyrant!
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FERLITO
4 years ago
I operate a steamroller. I accidentally ran over some stray cats. Better get the SPATULA.
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BUBBA
4 years ago
I had to leave high school. I turned 40!
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DOOR AJAR
4 years ago
My wife's girlfriends aren't the three stooges. They're the THREE ¢UNTS!
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THE MASTER
4 years ago
When my wife disobeyed me, I just beat her! Then I told her, consider this A STAY OF EXECUTION BIT¢H!!
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Catalina
4 years ago
I warned you, you stupid bit¢h. STUPID FU¢KING BIT¢H! EAT MY $HIT!!!
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WIFE
4 years ago
I came home and caught my husband with this hot blonde in her LACE BRA and PANTY. He claims he DOESN'T KNOW how she got in our house! BULL--S-H-I-T!
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Rhys Davies
4 years ago
My wife planted POISONED POPPIES! The F-U-C-K she think this is? Wizard of oz!?
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PERCY LIVERMORE
4 years ago
This hot blonde got in bed with me to have sex! But all I did was talked about my bug collection! I BORED HER LEGS SHUT!☹️
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ERIC THE BRUCE
4 years ago
Mrs. Kramer! I'm gonna make love to your daughters V-A-G-I-N-A!
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ALEX MACK
4 years ago
We had a food fight in school today. Guess I got out of hand, after I ran out of food to toss, I tossed the table! My principal got whammed in the face with the table, he's making an example out of me!☹️
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Mrs A Mariner
4 years ago
I have my 16 year old neighbor shave my 80 year old V-A-G-I-N-A!
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Moesha
4 years ago
Got a big date with Roscoe! Better wear my crotchless thong and easy access dress!
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Anonymous
4 years ago
freedom!
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Leon Sangster
4 years ago
This goes against the The Nuremberg code and it discriminates those who haven’t been vaccinated.
I took something that wasn't mine and sold it for a profit. I'm now a criminal!☹️
I bought a yellow Humvee, but my wife says it looks like a school bus for 6-year old pimps! Stupid ¢unt!
Chinese food gives me DIAHREA!
Please stop weekly testing!
Governor Murphy, stop wasting our money. Stop wasting our time. Stop perpetuating a public divide. YOU have the power to end this. There is NO science that supports this! Stop being a tyrant!
I operate a steamroller. I accidentally ran over some stray cats. Better get the SPATULA.
I had to leave high school. I turned 40!
My wife's girlfriends aren't the three stooges. They're the THREE ¢UNTS!
When my wife disobeyed me, I just beat her! Then I told her, consider this A STAY OF EXECUTION BIT¢H!!
I warned you, you stupid bit¢h. STUPID FU¢KING BIT¢H! EAT MY $HIT!!!
I came home and caught my husband with this hot blonde in her LACE BRA and PANTY. He claims he DOESN'T KNOW how she got in our house! BULL--S-H-I-T!
My wife planted POISONED POPPIES! The F-U-C-K she think this is? Wizard of oz!?
This hot blonde got in bed with me to have sex! But all I did was talked about my bug collection! I BORED HER LEGS SHUT!☹️
Mrs. Kramer! I'm gonna make love to your daughters V-A-G-I-N-A!
We had a food fight in school today. Guess I got out of hand, after I ran out of food to toss, I tossed the table! My principal got whammed in the face with the table, he's making an example out of me!☹️
I have my 16 year old neighbor shave my 80 year old V-A-G-I-N-A!
Got a big date with Roscoe! Better wear my crotchless thong and easy access dress!
freedom!
This goes against the The Nuremberg code and it discriminates those who haven’t been vaccinated.
P.C.P! Gang members on P.C.P.!