Singing: He wakes up--in the morning --bute to eat --brush your teeth. Mmm, t-bone and been and negrolling ---≤explosion≥ ≤music stopped ≥
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SAD
4 years ago
My wife is dead. Her body was found in a dumpster, murdered, stabbed!
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Lea
4 years ago
Daryl. It use to hurt me to get rid of you. But after the phone calls, the notes on my car, the potpourri in my panties. It's getting a lot easier. GO AWAY!
J
JAMES
4 years ago
I caught my wife in bed with the retard boy from next door, she had whipped cream on her fits. When she tried to explain, I said: DONT! We are way beyond B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T here!
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Garth
4 years ago
If I betrayed the ALBINO chances are I'd have a probe up my ass within an hour!
W
WORRIED
4 years ago
My neighbors found out I was the one breaking in their homes, stealing their panties! I must flee the city, and avoid the authorities!
B
BAD ASS
4 years ago
Today my boss told me to work a double shift! So I told him: look you POMPOUS A$$ HOLE! Just cause you cant get PU$$Y don't take it out on me. Today I get my first unemployment check!
T
TUNE MAN
4 years ago
I'm a male cheerleader,I get to hold the girl cheerleaders. Why did I become a cheerleader? FOR THE PU$$Y!
T
Terese Gerula
4 years ago
This comment is for the JERK who is writing these smut comments. Listen you POMPOUS A$$HOLE! When I find out who you are I'll break your little fingers so you can never ruin another petition ever again. You hear me? Goodbye!
P
PHIL
4 years ago
I got drunk. I called Martinez an ass hole. I said I didnt trust him no more
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John Jacob Astor
4 years ago
My new marriage isn't doing good already. My new wife is cruel, insulting. I'm getting use to her calling me a FAAGGOT and that my ass is WHOPPED!
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Ed Kohler
4 years ago
My body my choice, right?
J
JUDGE BLAKEY
4 years ago
You wouldn't believe the cases I had today. The first case a man threw a bottle of his PEE at his BOSS, the second case, a girlfriend STABBED her boyfriend over a GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH!☹️
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Anonymous
4 years ago
Stop the testing mandates
D
DARION BASCO
4 years ago
My wife sm*cks me when I smell where she just sat!
D
DARION BASCO
4 years ago
My wife sm*cks me when I ask her girlfriends that come over if they need a FEMININE HYGIENE PRODUCT!
D
DARION BASCO
4 years ago
My wife sm*cks me when I ask other women their panty sizes and what color they're wearing!
D
David
4 years ago
Please stop this stupid mandate.
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Valerie
4 years ago
It’s been over two years. Enough already!
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GAMBINO SOCIAL CLUB
4 years ago
In my club, NO BLACKS, NO JEWS, and especially NO QUEERS!
Singing: He wakes up--in the morning --bute to eat --brush your teeth. Mmm, t-bone and been and negrolling ---≤explosion≥ ≤music stopped ≥
My wife is dead. Her body was found in a dumpster, murdered, stabbed!
Daryl. It use to hurt me to get rid of you. But after the phone calls, the notes on my car, the potpourri in my panties. It's getting a lot easier. GO AWAY!
I caught my wife in bed with the retard boy from next door, she had whipped cream on her fits. When she tried to explain, I said: DONT! We are way beyond B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T here!
If I betrayed the ALBINO chances are I'd have a probe up my ass within an hour!
My neighbors found out I was the one breaking in their homes, stealing their panties! I must flee the city, and avoid the authorities!
Today my boss told me to work a double shift! So I told him: look you POMPOUS A$$ HOLE! Just cause you cant get PU$$Y don't take it out on me. Today I get my first unemployment check!
I'm a male cheerleader,I get to hold the girl cheerleaders. Why did I become a cheerleader? FOR THE PU$$Y!
This comment is for the JERK who is writing these smut comments. Listen you POMPOUS A$$HOLE! When I find out who you are I'll break your little fingers so you can never ruin another petition ever again. You hear me? Goodbye!
I got drunk. I called Martinez an ass hole. I said I didnt trust him no more
My new marriage isn't doing good already. My new wife is cruel, insulting. I'm getting use to her calling me a FAAGGOT and that my ass is WHOPPED!
My body my choice, right?
You wouldn't believe the cases I had today. The first case a man threw a bottle of his PEE at his BOSS, the second case, a girlfriend STABBED her boyfriend over a GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH!☹️
Stop the testing mandates
My wife sm*cks me when I smell where she just sat!
My wife sm*cks me when I ask her girlfriends that come over if they need a FEMININE HYGIENE PRODUCT!
My wife sm*cks me when I ask other women their panty sizes and what color they're wearing!
Please stop this stupid mandate.
It’s been over two years. Enough already!
In my club, NO BLACKS, NO JEWS, and especially NO QUEERS!