One hundred and seventy-seven years ago, Abraham Lincoln said “I go for all sharing the privileges of government who assist in bearing its burdens, by no means excluding (Suncrusher).” Actually he said women, but we all know who he was really talking about. S U N C R U S H E R. A bit of a woman trapped in a man's body, part super-hero, part conundrum....with a hot mom.

I'd like to just end this petition right now, and show you nothing but picture's of SC's mom in the hopes that might convince you to sign this petition to get SC back into MD, but alas he's a stingy bastard and has yet to reveal any pictures of her cougarosity. Please sign this petition to get <strike>pics of SC's mom</strike> SC to come back to MD.