Help keep ECR TinyChat dick-free by joining in and signing this petition to promote elixir_omega to moderator. Below are the reasons why this would benefit the overall health and safety of our beloved chatroom, aside from the aforementioned goal to aid in the dick prevention effort.

- Elixir has a full and luscious head of fiery red hair

- Elixir is always on TC and sleeps for very brief periods of time and in only short bursts, sometimes while standing upright

- He's from Canada, so the worst thing he can do is say sorry

- Most of the mods don't sign in on a regular basis anymore, aside from Weston and Rabbit and Choob

- Two words: BATMAN VOICE (movie trailers for dayyys)

- He keeps his vinegar ball stench under control (for the most part)

- He has innate leadership qualities, is a master-persuader (and masturbator) and is excellent at bossing people around. Examples: he made Tash eat 3 cotton balls and pee all over and made Sugar take a dry hit so hard that she cried

- Exhibit A: http://i.imgur.com/Gyoiqsh.png

- Exhibit B: http://i.imgur.com/LoStF0OtaGe.png