Free The Dyson One!
Magic Mum Waggs has been thrown in to jail - following her failure to turn up for jury service. It's true that she did not fulfil her civic duty. However, there were mitigating circumstances. It's well known that Waggs is very forgetful, and she simply lost the summons. On top of that, she has been devastated over the recent death of her beloved Dyson. Her excuses did not prevent the long arm of the law making its presence felt. And now Waggs is languishing in an already overcrowded prison, surrounded by dozens of cold-blooded killers (and warm-blooded small hairy mammmals...) Show your contempt for this horrible miscarriage of justice by signing our petition. Thank you for your support.