Uwe Boll is hot and sexy. He has many talents including sexiness, sex appeal and sex experience. Uwe Boll is the best person to play the role of Doctor 12 on Doctor Who. In fact, as suggested by fellow brother, The Dan, Uwe Boll should be in charge of everything. He is amazing. Uwe Boll, I would like to suck yours. Please, readers, give this oscar worthy man a chance to show his oscar worthy Doctor of not so oscar worthy Doctor Who. My fellow fans, goodnight.