Dear Dos Equis; I've been hearing your "Most Interesting Man in the World" commercials. . . and you have the wrong man. David Lee Roth - former and current frontman for Van Halen - is the actual Most Interesting Man in the World. World-class vocalist, entertainer, adventurer, artist - speaks English, Spanish, and Japanese - martial artist, dancer, song writer - the list goes on. We, the undersigned, would like to suggest that it would behoove you to consider speaking with Mr. Roth, with the eventual goal of hiring him as your "Most Interesting Man in the World" spokesman.