We, the undersigned, hereby petition Mr. Arno Rossouw to abandon his so-called "weekend rule" by which he never accesses Facebook, or any online messaging service, nor does he simply pick up the telephone and call the second party mentioned in this document. This group feels that this ill-conceived rule, though it may have some merit, is unfair to Ms. Sara Baack, heretofore to be referred to as "DG." DG willingly stays up all night during the week, in an effort to pursue a long distance relationship with Mr. Rossouw. However, he does not return the favor by making sacrifices during his own free time, causing DG serious emotional distress. We see this as a grave injustice, and hope that Mr. Rossouw will take action as soon as possible regarding this matter. After all, have you SEEN this DG She is smoking hot, and intelligent as well. The fact that Mr. Rossouw does not put forth more effort is of serious concern to us. It is our belief that Mr. Rossouw could be declared mentally incompetent for neglecting such an exceptional woman in this manner.