📢 PETITION FOR THE REGULATION OF MG’S BEHAVIOUR 📢

We, the Blackfriars residents, formally express our growing concern regarding MG’s excessive and unregulated phone usage — particularly his alarming consumption of Instagram Reels.

It has come to our attention that:

• MG spends prolonged periods stationed on the lounge, fully immersed in Reels
• He audibly laughs at every single video, regardless of actual comedic value
• He sends said Reels in rapid succession, overwhelming recipients
• He makes an excessive number of comments about women and his love life
• He records and distributes unnecessary (and often questionable) Snapchat videos
• He speaks about HSPs (halal snack packs) at a frequency that cannot be considered reasonable
• He frequently throws around the term “fatty” despite being an active participant in the ongoing joke himself

This behaviour has resulted in:

• Notification overload 📲
• Repetitive and unsolicited content
• General public disturbance (auditory and digital)
• Increased cravings for HSPs without appropriate follow-through

Therefore, we propose the following:

1. MG be placed on supervised phone hours
2. Instagram Reels usage be limited to approved time blocks
3. A daily send limit be enforced across all platforms
4. Snapchat video privileges be subject to review
5. HSP-related discussions be capped at an acceptable daily quota
6. Use of the term “fatty” be regulated under strict comedic guidelines

Failure to comply may result in immediate intervention.

✍️ Signed,
 Concerned Parties