Get David Goss to change his name to Derren Gossard McLegend.
As the title suggests, we the undersigned, do hereby call for David Goss of Food Review UK fame to formally change his name to Derren Gossard McLegend,
This would enable Derren/David to still be called Gossy while also acknowledging both his mastery of the art of subliminal persuasion and his all-round legend status.
Please David (Derren), don't make the poor children of the world cry.
Your new name has found you, and you, Sir, have found your new name.
"It only takes one man to change the world. But before he can change the world he must first change himself (aka change his name to Derren Gossard McLegend)"
We believe in you, David/soon-to-be Derren, please don't let us down!!
All of the downtrodden, disadvantaged and vulnerable people in the world who need something to believe in.