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Petition to get Jake Essak to replace Andy Rooney as "60 Minutes" resident curmudgeon.
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colleen d.
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Drunken F.
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Colonel A.
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Sweet T.
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Melanie B.
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Ian F.
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Bob B.
When Andy Rooney dies, I think Jake Essak should totally take his place on "60 Minutes." Some suggested topics which can be tackled immediately:
- Why do people think stoned kids are as funny as other things on the internet?
- Stoned kids totally didn't create internet humor. Who would believe that?
- Why are there so many cats on the internet?
- Babies aren't funny! I hate you, internet!
- Film, and why I hate it.
- Stop saying I get paid by the government! That joke isn't funny even though you're all laughing about it and I'm not!
- Why is it I can't relate to things that other people like?
- Why is it they call it "taking a dump" instead of "leaving a dump?" I mean, you're not TAKING it anywhere.
etc.
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Status: Closed — this petition is no longer accepting signatures.
Petition to get Jake Essak to replace Andy Rooney as "60 Minutes" resident curmudgeon.
Closed — 7 supporters
Final supporters
C
colleen d.
D
Drunken F.
C
Colonel A.
S
Sweet T.
M
Melanie B.
I
Ian F.
B
Bob B.
When Andy Rooney dies, I think Jake Essak should totally take his place on "60 Minutes." Some suggested topics which can be tackled immediately:
- Why do people think stoned kids are as funny as other things on the internet?
- Stoned kids totally didn't create internet humor. Who would believe that?
- Why are there so many cats on the internet?
- Babies aren't funny! I hate you, internet!
- Film, and why I hate it.
- Stop saying I get paid by the government! That joke isn't funny even though you're all laughing about it and I'm not!
- Why is it I can't relate to things that other people like?
- Why is it they call it "taking a dump" instead of "leaving a dump?" I mean, you're not TAKING it anywhere.
etc.
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Kevin Beck
16 years ago
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rooney was an institution but this guy is actually talking about reality. honestly tired of the same old boring segments. give us something real to watch on sunday nights.
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rooney was an institution but this guy is actually talking about reality. honestly tired of the same old boring segments. give us something real to watch on sunday nights.