We hereby petition Honorable California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to impose a more appropriate sentence upon Paris Hilton than the 45 days in jail slap-on-the-wrist she has received. She typifies many rich and famous people who feel that they are special, so the rules everyone else must abide by do not apply to them. An example must be made. I think the only way to do this is with a very public execution. We the undersigned recommend bringing back an ancient Roman method: crucifixion. Nail her up, we say! Nail some sense into her. This course will get all of those who think that they are special, and that the rules do not apply to them to think again.