Cover our clucking tushies
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We the undersigned, agree that we are in dire need of cluckington onesies and/or bikinis to cover our currently clucking bear behinds. Without them we will be clucking freezing and not very clothed. Furthermore we need them to promote unity and world peace or other nonsense like that. Just sign.
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