It's a lot of audio hits, guys. If the average MLB game has 295 pitches thrown, we don't need 294 audio cues blasting through the speakers. Honestly, we don't need to get wild on a 1-0 count to the Rockies' nine-hitter on March 31. And in Game Seven of the World Series, we needed some recovery time! You can't scream for four solid hours.

We've got kids who already think the ballpark is too loud. We're meeting with clients, trying to talk business. We're catching up with old friends, reconnecting with family, trying to enjoy a ballgame on a beautiful afternoon. There's no other Major League ballpark so committed to never letting the game breathe and filling every moment of silence with noise.

And the audio hits themselves are fine! They're totally fine. It's just... it's a lot. It's so much. So, please, can we cool it with the audio at the Rogers Centre?