we see so many students wandering the streets of Cambridge with unhappy faces because their work is getting them down. after years of research with a professional team at the University of Manateeoba, Canada, we can finally once and for all confirm that a manatee would prove to be the best way to bring a smile to people's faces and even help boost their grades! on average, one manatee per person would have the ability boost a student's grade by over four points! (this is a newly discovered phenomenon known as the manatee effect)
when has a manatee not put a smile on your face? they are such friendly creatures and also don't make very much noise so would be the perfect accomplice in the exam hall
therefore, we believe it necessary for all students to have the opportunity to bring a manatee into their part Ia music exams at Cambridge University
please sign this petition and help spread the word! the students need you!
thank you
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Very important cause. Glad someone has finally acted on this pressing issue
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we see so many students wandering the streets of Cambridge with unhappy faces because their work is getting them down. after years of research with a professional team at the University of Manateeoba, Canada, we can finally once and for all confirm that a manatee would prove to be the best way to bring a smile to people's faces and even help boost their grades! on average, one manatee per person would have the ability boost a student's grade by over four points! (this is a newly discovered phenomenon known as the manatee effect)
when has a manatee not put a smile on your face? they are such friendly creatures and also don't make very much noise so would be the perfect accomplice in the exam hall
therefore, we believe it necessary for all students to have the opportunity to bring a manatee into their part Ia music exams at Cambridge University
please sign this petition and help spread the word! the students need you!
thank you
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literally just need this for my sanity lol. music exams are brutal and a manatee would definitely help me stay calm
Very important cause. Glad someone has finally acted on this pressing issue
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literally just need this for my sanity lol. music exams are brutal and a manatee would definitely help me stay calm