I, Tomas Shore, am of the belief that the vast majority of the UK do not want the return of the death penalty. It is highly unlikely to happen but i want to prove that more people would rather watch an opera based entirely on my cock. So if you would like to see this or generally want to protest against the death penalty in a vaguely ridiculous way please sign this petition.
The current trajectory confirms that this proposal has reached a level of public visibility that necessitates a formal response from the relevant cultural committees. My legal team is drafting the project prospectus now to ensure we are prepared for the upcoming parliamentary outreach phase.
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Dave Iyer
14 years ago
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lol count me in. anything is better than bringing back the death penalty.
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Jason Mitchell
14 years ago
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I mean why not?? sounds like a laugh and honestly the state has no business killing people anyway. bring on the opera.
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Sarah Ramos
14 years ago
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This is so stupid but i find it hilarious. definitely prefer this over the other option. keep up the weird work
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Tits McGee
12 years ago
Tits for everyone
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I, Tomas Shore, am of the belief that the vast majority of the UK do not want the return of the death penalty. It is highly unlikely to happen but i want to prove that more people would rather watch an opera based entirely on my cock. So if you would like to see this or generally want to protest against the death penalty in a vaguely ridiculous way please sign this petition.
The current trajectory confirms that this proposal has reached a level of public visibility that necessitates a formal response from the relevant cultural committees. My legal team is drafting the project prospectus now to ensure we are prepared for the upcoming parliamentary outreach phase.
4 Comments
D
Dave Iyer
14 years ago
Featured
lol count me in. anything is better than bringing back the death penalty.
J
Jason Mitchell
14 years ago
Featured
I mean why not?? sounds like a laugh and honestly the state has no business killing people anyway. bring on the opera.
S
Sarah Ramos
14 years ago
Featured
This is so stupid but i find it hilarious. definitely prefer this over the other option. keep up the weird work
lol count me in. anything is better than bringing back the death penalty.