Once a month, we will gather and see who can consume a head of lettuce in the shortest amount of time. The winner will be the new president for that month and will be in charge of the next meeting. Eating healthy can be fun.
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This sounds like the funniest thing ever. We need to make this happen at lunch ASAP.
Please LETTUCE have this club
yeet
GO LETTUCE!!!!!!!!!
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Once a month, we will gather and see who can consume a head of lettuce in the shortest amount of time. The winner will be the new president for that month and will be in charge of the next meeting. Eating healthy can be fun.
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why not lol let us eat the lettuce
This sounds like the funniest thing ever. We need to make this happen at lunch ASAP.
Please LETTUCE have this club
yeet
GO LETTUCE!!!!!!!!!
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why not lol let us eat the lettuce