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I am currently drafting a formal proposal of three alternative names to present to my mother during our next household meeting. The lack of progress on this front has prompted me to begin researching legal and social precedents for pet naming rights.
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The current momentum confirms this issue requires formal escalation beyond the household level. I have drafted a structured proposal for alternative naming conventions to present during our next family meeting.
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call him barnaby way better than biscuit lol
biscuit sounds like a cat name get it together
Tf kinda name is biscuit
Tf is biscuit
Potato 4 sure
I like potato or tato
Biscuit is a bad name, if i had a dog i would name it mosley
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Status: Closed — this petition is no longer accepting signatures.
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June 9, 2020
I am currently drafting a formal proposal of three alternative names to present to my mother during our next household meeting. The lack of progress on this front has prompted me to begin researching legal and social precedents for pet naming rights.
June 9, 2020
The current momentum confirms this issue requires formal escalation beyond the household level. I have drafted a structured proposal for alternative naming conventions to present during our next family meeting.
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DO NOT NAME THE DOG BISCUIT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
call him barnaby way better than biscuit lol
biscuit sounds like a cat name get it together
Tf kinda name is biscuit
Tf is biscuit
Potato 4 sure
I like potato or tato
Biscuit is a bad name, if i had a dog i would name it mosley
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DO NOT NAME THE DOG BISCUIT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD