Hello fellow comrades, we're calling upon Congress to write a Resolution to Replace Mount Rushmore's Leaders with the new Leaders of the 21st Century that reflects the diversity and progressive majority of Americans.

Reps. Ilhan Omar of Minnesota, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez of New York, Rashida Tlaib of Michigan and Ayanna Pressley of Massachusetts have been rock-hard in their defense of progressive agenda, American democracy, and civil decency against the fascist and racist doings of the occupant of the White House. We have pictures of the last Mount Rushmore and honestly nobody cares about the place anymore. The new attraction will get bigger crowds.