I’ve just been reliably informed by IT that I am the lucky owner of the 2nd oldest laptop in the company. I'm not sure who has the oldest laptop but they have my sympathy. I have to take this out to meetings and unfortunately it’s not a cool enough model to be considered ‘retro chic’. And despite it having a little memory boost a couple of months ago that its slower that a sleepy tortoise. I wondered if you could please sign the following petition so I can give it to my lovely IT Director so he could get me a new one. I would be most grateful.