Captain America Dorito
As many of you have seen, there's a Dorito running around in stars and stripes. Originally based off a comment by tumblr user Chainsandcherries, the number of drawings, photo edits, comments, and even stories written about his "shoulder to waist ratio of a Dorito" has increased exponentially. This petition is for Frito Lay to consider making a Captain America/Steve Rogers themed Doritos flavor. It may be impossible with Marvel copyrights and permissions, but the possibilities for something more subtle are there. This is by no means an important issue, but if you would like to gain a heart of gold whilst chomping onto the crisp, cheesy goodness of Chris Evan's shoulder to waist ratio, then please sign here.