Stephan Turano, husband, father, cyclist, should be the new face of Totino's pizza rolls. One of his self-described favorite foods, Totino's Pizza Rolls are a staple at any Turano Family function. Stephan loves Totino’s Pizza Rolls and he loves to share them with his friends and family creating new lovers of Totino’s Pizza Rolls all the time in the process. The other day Stephan revealed that it would be his lifelong dream to be a spokesman for Totino’s Pizza Rolls and we believe it is time to make that dream a reality.
If you hire Stephan to be the new face of Totino’s Pizza Rolls you get:
- An enthusiastic and energetic voice that speaks to consumers in the key pizza roll demographic.
- A man who really “walks the walk” when it comes to sustained Totino’s Pizza Roll consumption.
- A warm and genial man with a smile that has been referred to often as “radiating warmth and understanding”
- A learned scientist who lends credibility and prestige to the product.
- PASSION!
Hopefully Stephen’s desire will strike a chord with America and we can get the attention of pizza roll HQ. Please sign this petition and help impact change and let this great American achieve his ultimate bliss.
Updates
November 10, 2015
The growth of this campaign has confirmed that there is significant consumer interest in Stephan as a brand representative. I am currently drafting a formal proposal to be sent to the Totino's marketing department early next week.
19 Comments
Totinos needs a hero and Stephan is that guy. I ate two bags of these during finals week and I feel like he gets me.
His passion for rolls is legit unmatched. Hire him before someone else does.
The pizza roll is a grossly under appreciated food. This man here is just the person needed to move it from grossly under appreciated to slightly under appreciated.
Obviously, this man could sell pizza rolls to anyone - Tostino's better get him before the competition sweeps in.
Stephan has lit a pizza roll fire in my belly. I know he can do it for more people around our fine nation.
Good luck?
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Stephan Turano, husband, father, cyclist, should be the new face of Totino's pizza rolls. One of his self-described favorite foods, Totino's Pizza Rolls are a staple at any Turano Family function. Stephan loves Totino’s Pizza Rolls and he loves to share them with his friends and family creating new lovers of Totino’s Pizza Rolls all the time in the process. The other day Stephan revealed that it would be his lifelong dream to be a spokesman for Totino’s Pizza Rolls and we believe it is time to make that dream a reality.
If you hire Stephan to be the new face of Totino’s Pizza Rolls you get:
- An enthusiastic and energetic voice that speaks to consumers in the key pizza roll demographic.
- A man who really “walks the walk” when it comes to sustained Totino’s Pizza Roll consumption.
- A warm and genial man with a smile that has been referred to often as “radiating warmth and understanding”
- A learned scientist who lends credibility and prestige to the product.
- PASSION!
Hopefully Stephen’s desire will strike a chord with America and we can get the attention of pizza roll HQ. Please sign this petition and help impact change and let this great American achieve his ultimate bliss.
Updates
November 10, 2015
The growth of this campaign has confirmed that there is significant consumer interest in Stephan as a brand representative. I am currently drafting a formal proposal to be sent to the Totino's marketing department early next week.
19 Comments
THE WORLD ISNT READY FOR STEPHAN BUT THEY NEED HIM. GIVE THE MAN HIS DREAM JOB ALREADY!!!
Totinos needs a hero and Stephan is that guy. I ate two bags of these during finals week and I feel like he gets me.
His passion for rolls is legit unmatched. Hire him before someone else does.
The pizza roll is a grossly under appreciated food. This man here is just the person needed to move it from grossly under appreciated to slightly under appreciated.
Obviously, this man could sell pizza rolls to anyone - Tostino's better get him before the competition sweeps in.
Stephan has lit a pizza roll fire in my belly. I know he can do it for more people around our fine nation.
Good luck?
P-I-z-z-a
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THE WORLD ISNT READY FOR STEPHAN BUT THEY NEED HIM. GIVE THE MAN HIS DREAM JOB ALREADY!!!