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Hi Y'all,
We are just out here trying to raise awareness for CRC athlete, head cheerleader, homecoming queen and part time model, Natabae. So far she hasn't gotten the call for a seat race for the upcoming Canada Summer Games. Seat Racing for her "has been a lifelong dream since two weeks ago" (McMurray, 2017). She got some fat af ergos and and even fatter heart. She has been grinding hard everyday on the water and on the dick so that she can achieve this dream. Help her dream by signing this petition so that fat ergos everywhere can gaze upon greatness in the upcoming games.
#GetNatabaeASeatRace2K17
ALSO STANDARD DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A JOKE. THE EVENTS, CHARACTERS AND ENTITIES DEPICTED IN THIS PETITION ARE FICTIONAL. ANY RESEMBLANCE OR SIMILARITIES TO ANY ACTUAL EVENTS, ENTITIES OR PERSONS, WHETHER LIVING OT DEAD(RIP) IS ENTIRELY COINCIDENTAL.
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NATABAE NEEDS THAT SEAT. SHE LITERALLY DOES NOT SKIP LEG DAY EVER. PUT HER IN THE BOAT OR BE WRONG.
She pulls hard or she goes home
Grip it and Rip it
Her water ergs are even fatter than her land ergs
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Status: Closed — this petition is no longer accepting signatures.
Final supporters
Hi Y'all,
We are just out here trying to raise awareness for CRC athlete, head cheerleader, homecoming queen and part time model, Natabae. So far she hasn't gotten the call for a seat race for the upcoming Canada Summer Games. Seat Racing for her "has been a lifelong dream since two weeks ago" (McMurray, 2017). She got some fat af ergos and and even fatter heart. She has been grinding hard everyday on the water and on the dick so that she can achieve this dream. Help her dream by signing this petition so that fat ergos everywhere can gaze upon greatness in the upcoming games.
#GetNatabaeASeatRace2K17
ALSO STANDARD DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A JOKE. THE EVENTS, CHARACTERS AND ENTITIES DEPICTED IN THIS PETITION ARE FICTIONAL. ANY RESEMBLANCE OR SIMILARITIES TO ANY ACTUAL EVENTS, ENTITIES OR PERSONS, WHETHER LIVING OT DEAD(RIP) IS ENTIRELY COINCIDENTAL.
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Honestly watching her pull at practice is actually insane. How is she not in the top boat yet??
NATABAE NEEDS THAT SEAT. SHE LITERALLY DOES NOT SKIP LEG DAY EVER. PUT HER IN THE BOAT OR BE WRONG.
She pulls hard or she goes home
Grip it and Rip it
Her water ergs are even fatter than her land ergs
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Honestly watching her pull at practice is actually insane. How is she not in the top boat yet??