Get Natabae a Seat Race 2k17
We are just out here trying to raise awareness for CRC athlete, head cheerleader, homecoming queen and part time model, Natabae. So far she hasn't gotten the call for a seat race for the upcoming Canada Summer Games. Seat Racing for her "has been a lifelong dream since two weeks ago" (McMurray, 2017). She got some fat af ergos and and even fatter heart. She has been grinding hard everyday on the water and on the dick so that she can achieve this dream. Help her dream by signing this petition so that fat ergos everywhere can gaze upon greatness in the upcoming games.
ALSO STANDARD DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A JOKE. THE EVENTS, CHARACTERS AND ENTITIES DEPICTED IN THIS PETITION ARE FICTIONAL. ANY RESEMBLANCE OR SIMILARITIES TO ANY ACTUAL EVENTS, ENTITIES OR PERSONS, WHETHER LIVING OT DEAD(RIP) IS ENTIRELY COINCIDENTAL.