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Calburt Frieduck Give da Fans What They Want

Calburt Frieduck Give da Fans What They Want

Closed — 121 supporters Verified

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Started by Louis Skunt 7 years, 6 months ago

We, da fans of Mr. Frieduck , are demanding dat he fulfill his obligations to his fans by giving us da two things we desire. These two things are as follows:

1. A full length video of himself purchasing, preparing, cooking & consuming duck meat, which shall be posted to his YouTube channel for public viewing.


2. A video of himself singing a song of our choosing, which will be decided via a vote. This video is also to be posted to his YouTube channel for public viewing.

We feel that these requests are attainable and will leave both sides satisfied upon completion. Please give da fans what they want, Mr. Frieduck!

Updates

March 28, 2019

The silence from his end is starting to feel heavy but we are not going anywhere. I have been reading your messages and I keep asking myself why something so simple has to be this difficult.

March 28, 2019

Reaching this point has been a grind and my energy is running low but seeing so much backing for this keeps me pushing forward. I honestly did not expect this to grow as much as it has. We are moving into the next phase and I am not stopping now.

111 Comments

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Daniel Bryab
7 years ago Featured

will i sign this environment friendly petition?? YES!! YES!!! YES!!!! YES!!! ok, i'm finished Brie

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Headliner
7 years ago Featured

Normally I'd ban stupid petitions, but Lou, this is a great and hilarious idea. I'm in to see Cal get chubbier.

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Brock Lesnar
7 years ago Featured

The reigning, defending, undisputed WWE Heavyweight Champion of the World approves this message!

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Borack Obama
7 years ago Featured

as former president, i beelieve it's in my best interest to participate in this petition so my fellow American'ts can get what they want by watching an overweight UK man consume his avian meats.

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Taylor Swift
7 years ago Featured

if you get more to sign this, i'll write a song about cal eating ducks and i may even give him a sweet kiss :x

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CM Punk
7 years ago Featured

I'm with my wife, AJ, right now, and I just want to say that as the VOICE of the VOICELESS that the people should get what they ACTUALLY want. If those jackasses down at CT can't give everyone ice cream bars, then you're DAMN right they're going to get a fat guy consume some duck in order to get SOME entertainment in their lives.

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Bret Hart
7 years ago

i give this petition 4/10

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Randy Orton
7 years ago

0 is the amount of f*cks I give.