Reinstate the "Volcano Taco" at Taco Bell!
Let's face it. This culinary achievement for many of us, the Volcano Taco, was the only reason we frequented Taco Bell. Anything ranging from a Fortune 500 CEO's limo to an "After School" specialist in a 1989 Ford Tempo could be found in a Taco Bell drive through. Yes, we are all similar people. If we hunger, do we not eat If we are intoxicated, do we not giggle like school girls If you Volcano Taco us, do we not clear out entire auditoriums of smell-sensitive audiences Maybe this was a promotion, to bring us into the world of "Taco Bell". Maybe it was a hook, and Taco Bell wanted us to hear the beat drop. As far as I'm concerned, the Volcano Taco, was the only song from the album I put on my I-Pod. Let's cut to the chase. The discontinuation of the Volcano Taco was immoral and reprehensible. Some have claimed "Once you go black, you never go back". However, in this case once you eat a Volcano Taco, well, nothing on the menu is really that appealing at all. If you want the Volcano Taco back, please sign my petition with love. I will be sending this petition up the chain of command at Taco Bell corporate headquarters if we can get enough signatures. Where this is a will there is a way. Every signature counts. You can also take it one step further, as I am. I will be boycotting Taco Bell until they bring back the Volcano Taco. Not because I am trying to topple a capitalist vessel , no, only because I really don't like anything else on their menu. That and, my wife is Mexican, and she her cooking is superior anyway. Feel free to boycott eating at Taco Bell until they bring back the Volcano Taco. Thank you for your time, and please spread the word of what could be one of the greatest injustices of our generation.