Barnsley Football Club is a club full of tradition with a ground that oozes history. The only thing that lets this great club of ours down is the puzzling amount of terrible multi coloured football boots and lack of significant moustaches within our playing squad. We call on you, The Board of Directors at Barnsley Football Club, to make it a contractual requirement that our players must: 1. Grow a Mick McCarthy like moustache. 2. Wear only black Adidas World Cup or Puma King football boots. Short back and sides hair and handshakes for celebration are optional yet preferred. #bringbackthetash

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