LET'S BE HONEST: MATTEL RIPPED YOUR HEART OUT. THE GLORIOUS AND AWE-INSPIRING UB FUNKEYS LEFT FOOTPRINTS IN THE SAND OF MY FRAGILE 7 YEAR OLD HEART THAT WILL NEVER BE SWEPT AWAY BY THE EVER-EVOLVING WAKE OF CONSUMER YOUTH. WHAT ONCE WAS THE CULMINATION OF PC ONLINE AND OFFLINE GAMEPLAY IS NOW REPLACED BY THE FAR LESS INTERESTING SKYLANDERS AND NINTENDO AMIIBOS. WE HAVE A DUTY, MY FELLOW FUNKEY-LOVING COMRADES: REKINDLE THE EXHAUSTED, BUT NONETHELESS, CONFLAGRANT NEED FOR THIS BELOVED GAME.

"ASK NOT WHAT YOUR COUNTRY CAN DO FOR YOU, ASK WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR YOUR COUNTRY." ~JOHN F. KENNEDY

-tl;dr: UB Funkeys was a big part of our lives, and we think that bringing back the game in a revamped "Funkeys 2.0" kind of thing would be fun, entertaining, and sentimental. Please join us in our quest to bring back our beloved game!