Bring Back The Muppet Show

End Production Credits Voice Performers ◾Steve Whitmire ◾Eric Jacobson ◾Dave Goelz ◾Bill Barretta ◾Matt Vogel ◾John Tartaglia ◾David Rudman ◾Peter Linz ◾John Lovelady Cut back to Statler and Waldorf once more....... Statler: "Hey, Waldorf, do you think working on a body switching machine can be more difficult to test out?" Waldorf: "No, I haven't tested 1 out before in my entire life." Statler: "Then I guess that means science and technology can be a lot of hard work." Statler and Waldorf: [Laughing Uncontrollably Once More] Fade to another black screen...... A memorial dedication saying Dedicated to the loving memories and magic of Jim Henson (1936-1990), Richard Hunt(1951-1992), Erin Ozker (1948-1993), Jerry Juhl (1938-2005), Joe Raposo (1937-1989), Anthony Minghella (1954-2008), Bernie Brillstein (1931-2008), Del Ankers (1916-2008), the great, talented, Jerry Nelson (1934-2012), Jane Henson (1934-2013), Faz Fazakas (1918-2013), John Henson (1965-2014) and Oswald Morris (1915-2014). We'll never forget about all of them. appears on the black screen.

Kermit: "Alright, thank you, everybody for coming here tonight, the show's been so wonderful with all of you here." Mildred Huxtetter: "Good thing I didn't get body switched." Kermit: "Anyway, before we go, let's give a nice warm round of applause for Miss Bailee Madison, yaaaaay!" The Guest Star arrives onstage. Guest Star: "Thanks, you guys, it's been super awesome being on the show with all of you here." Scooter: "We know, Bailee, you're very talented." Guest Star: "Why thank you, Scooter, I appreciate with what you said to me." Kermit: "We'll see you next time on 'The Muppet Show'."

Scene 2: Back onstage/the final wrap-up ending

Kermit: [Playing Music On Banjo Perfectly] [Banjo Music Continues Playing] Kermit: Why are there so many songs about rainbows and what's on the other side Miss Piggy: rainbows are visions, but only illusions, and rainbows have nothing to hide Fozzie: so we've been told and some choose to believe it I know their wrong, wait and see Gonzo: some day we'll find it the rainbow connection the lovers, the dreamers and me [Banjo Music Continues Playing] Guest Star: who said that every wish would be heard and answered when wished on the morning star Walter: somebody thought of that and someone believed it and look what it’s done so far Rowlf: what’s so amazing that keeps us stargazing and what do we think we might see Lew Zealand: someday we'll find it the rainbow connection the lovers, the dreamers, and me all of us under its spell, we know that it's probably magic Rizzo: have you been half asleep? and have you heard voices? I've heard dem calling my name Janice: is this the sweet sound that called the young sailors? the voice might be 1 in the same Dr. Teeth: I've heard it too many times to ignore it it's something that I’m supposed to be Walter, Floyd, Link Hogthrob, Animal, Kermit, Fozzie, Miss Piggy, Gonzo and Guest Star: someday we'll find it the rainbow connection the lovers, the dreamers and me la, da, da di da, da dum da, da, da, da, dum, di, da, doo..... Fade to another black screen.......

Closing Musical #: Rainbow Connection (2011 movie and guest star version)

[Clock Ticking] [Muppet Labs Theme Music Playing In Background] Bunsen: "Welcome again to Muppet Labs, where the future is being made today." Beaker: "Mee, mee, mo, mee, mee." Bunsen: "Well, we've got something very interesting to tell all of you people out there." Bunsen: "Are you tired of making boring pizzas in the oven? or waiting 12 hours for a pizza delivery? well, with the Flipping Pizza Popper 500, it does it all instantly, you just simply put a frozen pizza in our toaster-like box, but for this 1, we'll have Beaker put it in for us, (he turns over to Beaker.) go ahead, Beaker, put it in there." Beaker puts in the frozen pepperoni, mushroom and Itallian sausage pizza in the Flipping Pizza Popper 500....... Bunsen: "Very good......." Bunsen: "Just as you can see, the frozen pizza is in the Flipping Pizza Popper 500, watch and see what happens." Beaker: "Mee, mo mee......" Suddenly, the machine goes hay wire, and Beaker's head gets turned into a beaker shaped pizza head.... Beaker: [Shrieking And Meeping In Alarm] Bunsen: "Oh my word, Beaker, not only that you put a frozen pizza in the Flipping Pizza Popper 500, but your head also looks like 1 as well." Beaker: "Mee, mo, mee, mo, mee, mee." Bunsen: "Well, that's all the time we have left for today, see you next time at Muppet Labs, where the future is being made today." Cut back to Statler and Waldorf in the balcony once again....... Waldorf: "Hey, the poor man got his head turned into a cylinder shaped pizza head." Statler: "Well, how does he look?" Waldorf: "Terribly nice and good enough to eat!" Statler and Waldorf: [Laughing Uncontrollably Once Again] Cut back to Kermit onstage....... Kermit: "And now, ladies and gentlemen, it's finally guest star time, so here's our closing musical #."

'Muppet Labs' sketch #: Flipping Pizza Popper 500

Announcer: "And now, 'Veterinarian's Hospital', the continuing story of a quack, whose gone to the dogs." Rowlf/Dr. Bob: "And so, I went for a nice long walk around the beach, and guess what I saw up ahead? a real big sand castle up ahead!" Janice/Nurse Janice: "Oh, Dr. Bob, you crack me up." Miss Piggy/Nurse Piggy: "So, Dr. Bob, where's our patient?" Rowlf/Dr. Bob: "He's right here, Nurse Piggy." Rowlf/Dr. Bob pulls back the corner of the green sheets to reveal Animal. Janice/Nurse Janice: "Oh wow, he looks real peculiar." Rowlf/Dr. Bob: "So, what seems to be your problem?" Animal: "Achy......chest....pains." Miss Piggy/Nurse Piggy: "He's even more hairy looking than I thought he would be." Announcer: "Will Dr. Bob ever give his advice to his patient? will Nurse Janice ever get her newspaper article written? will Nurse Piggy ever be on a Health and Fitness Magazine cover? tune in next week when you hear Nurse Piggy say-" Miss Piggy/Nurse Piggy: "Dr. Bob, do you have anything to say about this patient?" Rowlf/Dr. Bob: "I say he's 1 talented rock and roll drummer." Cut back to Statler and Waldorf in the balcony again.......... Statler: "So, Waldorf, have you ever had any medical issues?" Waldorf: "No, but I once took some sleeping pills right before I went to bed." Statler: "Well, I've taken a lot of X-Ray tests myself." Waldorf: "Good idea, keep those bones and muscles in shape!" Statler and Waldorf: [Laughing Uncontrollably Again] Cut back to Kermit in his office backstage once again...... Kermit: "Muppet Labs is next, Muppet Labs is next onstage, everybody!"

Veterinarian's Hospital sketch: Animal as the patient

[Music Playing In Background] Swedish Chef: Yorn desh born, der ritt de gitt der gue, orn desh, dee born desh, de umn bork, bork, bork Swedish Chef: "Tuneeght, ve-a're-a mekeeng ceennemun epple-a stroodels." Swedish Chef: "Furst, ve-a preheet zee oofee tu three-a hoondred und feeffty degrees." Swedish Chef:"Next, ve-a poot in oooor ingredeeents." Swedish Chef: "Rull oooot seex leyers ooff phyllu duoogh." The Swedish Chef rolls out 6 layers of phyllo dough. Swedish Chef: "Poot in oone-a fuoort coop ooff broon sooger." The Swedish Chef puts 1/4 cup of brown sugar in the mixing bowl. Swedish Chef: "Next, oone-a steeck ooff bootter." The Swedish Chef puts 1 stick of butter in the mixing bowl as well. Swedish Chef: "One-a teespuun ooff ceennemun." The Swedish Chef puts 1 teaspoon of cinnamon in the mixing bowl as well too. Swedish Chef: "Three-a grunny smeet epples, peeled, cured und deeced." The Swedish Chef peels 3 granny smith apples, then peels them, cores them and dices them, and puts them in the phyllo dough. Swedish Chef: "Tvu teble-a spuuns ooff sooger." The Swedish Chef puts 2 tablespoons of sugar in the mixing bowl as well too. Swedish Chef: "One-a helff teespuun ooff ceennemun." The Swedish Chef puts 1/2 teaspoon of cinnamon in the mixing bowl as well too. Swedish Chef: "Und lest boot nut leest, oone-a helff coop ooff reeesins tu feenish it ooffff." The Swedish Chef puts 1/2 cup of raisins in the mixing bowl to finish it off. Swedish Chef: "Und noo ve-a meex up zee ingredeeents." The Swedish Chef mixes up the ingredients, then spreads it right on the apple strudels, then bakes them in the oven, 'til the cinnamon apple strudels finish baking, then they begin break dancing. Swedish Chef: "Vhet zee hey." Cut back to Kermit in his office backstage again...... Kermit: "Oh boy, this is a very unique show."

Swedish Chef sketch #: Cinnamon apple strudels

We want to see it all again!

Announcer: "And now, 'Pigs in Spaaaace', starring Captain Link Hogthrob, 1st Mate Piggy, and the scientific genius, Dr. Strangepork." Announcer: "Where we last left the Swine Trek crew, Dr. Strangepork came up with a very unique idea." Link Hogthrob: "Boy, it sure is boring around here." Miss Piggy/1st Mate Piggy: "I just wish life was more entertaining." Dr. Strangepork: "Hey, check it out, my newest invention: the Wireless Jukebox, it plays real good music, and you don't even need to plug it in." Link Hogthrob: "How charming and fascinating." Dr. Strangepork: "Observe and watch." Dr. Strangepork puts 2 dimes in the Wireless Jukebox. ['Mahnah-Mahnah' Playing On Wireless Jukebox] Link Hogthrob: "Music to my ears." Announcer: "Will Dr. Strangepork ever get carried away with the Wireless Jukebox? does 1st Mate Piggy know what she's doing recently? will Captain Link Hogthrob ever take control of the Swine Trek? find out on the next exciting episode of 'Pigs in Spaaace'."

'Pigs in Space' sketch #: Wireless Jukebox

Sam: "And now, I will tell you about stealing, and how bad it is." Sam: "Stealing is against the law, it can be very harmful to other people, so take my advice of the 10 commandments: Thou shall not steal."

Sam's Editorial Speech

[Upbeat Rock Music Playing In Background] Clifford: Oh yeah, I'll tell you somethin' I think you'll understand when I say that somethin' I wanna hold your hand I wanna hold your hand I wanna hold your hand Gonzo: oh please, say to me you'll let me be your man and please say to me you'll let me hold your hand now let me hold your hand I wanna hold your hand Floyd: and when I touch you, I feel happy, inside it's such a feeling that my love I can't hide I can't hide I can't hide Scooter: yeah, you, got that something I think you'll understand when I say that something I wanna hold your hand I wanna hold your hand I wanna hold your hand

At the Dance sketch#: I Wanna Hold Your Hand

Kermit: "So, Bailee, what do you like to do on summer vacation?" Guest Star: "Well, Kermit, I like going nature hiking, playing on the beach and splashing around in swimming pools." Kermit: "Sounds fun and exciting, well, I like going to nature preserves myself." Guest Star: "Then I don't blame you for that."

Talk Spot: Kermit and Bailee Madison speak with 1 another about what they like to do on summer vacation