Bring Back The Muppet Show

Announcer: "And now, ridding the world of evil, here's Bear on Patrol." Fozzie/Patrol Bear: "Alright, Rizzo, right this way." Rizzo: "I dun didn't do it, I swear, it wuzn't me!" Link Hogthrob/Officer Hogthrob: "So what is the problem this time, Patrol Bear?" Fozzie/Patrol Bear: "This rat was trying to steal a sail boat." Link Hogthrob/Officer Hogthrob: "I see, bring him over here to me." Fozzie/Patrol Bear: "Yes, Officer Hogthrob, sir." Link Hogthrob/Officer Hogthrob: "What is your name, little brown rat?" Rizzo: Rizzo de Rat, kind sir, and I'm innocent, I didn't steal a sail boat, I wuz just lookin' at it." Link Hogthrob/Officer Hogthrob: "Well, Rizzo, you're innocent after all, so, Patrol Bear, you can let him go right now." Fozzie/Patrol Bear: "No problem, Officer Hogthrob." Rizzo: "Oh, dank you." Fozzie/Patrol Bear: "You're welcome."

Bear on Patrol sketch #: Trying to steal a sail boat

[Music Playing In Background] Manola and Carlo: AAAHAA, AAAHAA, AAAHAA [Music Continues Playing In Background] Miss Piggy: When I dance, they call me Macarena and the boys, they say que soy buena they all want me, they can't have me so they all come and dance beside me move with me, chat with me and if your good, I'll take you home with me move with me, chat with me and if your good, I'll let you dance with me Manola and Carlo: dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena heeeeey Macarena AAAHAA dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena heeeeey Macarena AAAHAA! Miss Piggy: now don't you worry about my boyfriend, the boy whose name is Kermitino I don't want him, couldn't stand him he was no good, so I "Now come on, what was I suppose to do? he was out of town, and his 2 friends were so fine." Manola and Carlo: dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena heeeeey Macarena AAAHAA AAAHAA AAAHAA AAAHAA AAAHAA Miss Piggy: come find me, my name is Macarena always at the party con las chicas que estan buenas come join me, dance with me and all you fellas chat along with me Manola and Carlo: dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena heeeeey Macarena AAAHAA dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena heeeeey Macarena AAAHAA dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena dale a tu

Opening Musical #: The 'Macarena'

Kermit: "Thank you, everybody, and welcome back again to The Muppet Show, it's a very exciting night, 'cause tonight's special guest star is Miss Bailee Madison, and that's not all, she's been in 'Bridge to Terabithia', 'Cory in the House', 'Phoebe in Wonderland', 'Letters to God', 'Don't Be Afraid of the Dark' and of course, 'Just Go With It', but 1st, it's time for an opening musical #." Bunsen: "Oh, Kermit, I must tell you that I just finished designing 1 of my latest inventions: the Body Switcher 300, but you need to watch out for it, 'cause it makes you switch bodies and voices with another resident." Kermit: "Oh thanks for telling me that, Dr. Honeydew." Bunsen: "You're very welcome, let's go, Beaker." Beaker: "Mee, mo, mee, mo, mee, mo, mee." Kermit: "Anyway, here's Miss Piggy performing the 'Macarena' with Manola and Carlo Flamingo."

Scene 1: Onstage/The Introduction

[Knocking On Door] Scooter: "Bailee Madison, oh, Bailee Madison, 15 2nds 'til curtain, Miss Madison." Guest Star: "Thanks, Scooter, I always liked performing with you guys." Scooter: "How have you been doing lately?" Guest Star: "Pretty good, thank you." Kermit appears through The Muppet Show logo....... Kermit: "It's The Muppet Show, with our very special guest star, Miss Bailee Madison, yaaaaaay!" [Upbeat Version Of The Muppet Show Theme Song Playing In Background] [Piano Music Begins] Female Muppet friends: It's time to play the music, it's time to light the lights, it's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight Male Muppet friends: it's time to put on make up, it's time to dress up right, it's time to raise the curtain on The Muppet Show tonight Waldorf: why do we always come here? Statler: I guess we'll never know Waldorf: it's like some kind of torture Statler and Waldorf: to have to watch the show [Music Continues Playing In Background] Kermit: and now let's get things started Miss Piggy: why don't you get things started?' Kermit and Muppet friends: It's time to get things started on the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, Muppetational, this is what we call The Muppet Show..... [Sounds Of Tarzan's Jungle Shouting]

Keep it all up!

This show used to rule over our television stations!

Bring them back!

Bring it back to Disney Channel, please!

We want it back on television!

Bring back 'The Muppet Show' to Disney XD, please!

And season 9 includes episode 901: Jonah HIll (December 3, 2016), episode 902: Mandy Moore (December 4, 2016), episode 903: Johnny Galecki (December 5, 2016), episode 904: Anne Hathaway (December 6, 2016), episode 905: Michael Cera (December 7, 2016), episode 906: Glenn Close (December 8, 2016), episode 907: Billy Crystal (December 9, 2016), episode 908: Sheryl Crow (December 10, 2016), episode 909: Sean Bean (December 11, 2016), episode 910: Taylor Swift (December 12, 2016), episode 911: Kunal Nayyar (December 13, 2016), episode 912: Sean William Scott (December 14, 2016), episode 913: Halle Berry (December 15, 2016), episode 914: Patricia Arquette (December 16, 2016), episode 915: Ron Jeremy (December 17, 2016), episode 916: Hayden Panatierre (December 18, 2016), episode 917: Kelsey Grammer (December 19, 2016), episode 918: Meryl Streep (December 20, 2016), episode 919: Anthony Hopkins (December 21, 2016), episode 920: Imelda Staunton (December 22, 2016), episode 921: David DeLuise (December 23, 2016), episode 922: Sally Field (December 24, 2016), episode 923: Gary Oldman (December 25, 2016) and episode 924: Miranda Richardson (December 26, 2016).

Steve Whitmire as Kermit, Rizzo, Bean, Statler, Beaker, the Newsman and Captain Link Hogthrob (voices, taken over 3 characters from the late Jim Henson, himself and 2 characters from the late Richard Hunt) Eric Jacobson as Fozzie, Miss Piggy, Animal, Sam and Marvin Suggs (voices) Dave Goelz as Gonzo, Beauregard, Waldorf, Bunsen and Zoot (voices, taken over 1 character from the late, Jim Henson himself) Matt Vogel as Robin, Crazy Harry, Floyd, Camilla, Sweetums, Dr. Strangepork, Lew Zealand and Uncle Deadly (voices, taken over 1 character from the late Richard Hunt and the late John Henson and 6 characters from the late great Jerry Nelson, who we lost back on Thursday, August 23, 2012) Bill Barretta as Pepe, the Swedish Chef, Rowlf, Dr. Teeth and Bobo (voices, taken over 3 characters from the late Jim Henson, himself) David Rudman as Scooter, Janice, Wayne, Bobby Benson and Mildred Huxtetter (voices, taken over 4 characters from the late Richard Hunt) Peter Linz as Walter (voice) Alice Dinnean Vernon as Hilda, Afghan Hound and Wanda (voices, taken over 2 characters from the late Erin Ozker) Tyler Bunch as the Announcer (voice, taken over from the late great Jerry Nelson, who we lost back on Thursday, August 23, 2012)

Season 8 includes episode 801: Tobey McGuire (December 31, 2015), episode 802: Kate Butler (January 2, 2016), episode 803: Steve Zahn (January 3, 2016), episode 804: Elijah Wood (February 5, 2016), episode 805: Zooey Deschanel (February 6, 2016), episode 806: Arsenio Hall (March 4, 2016), episode 807: Tina Fey (March 5, 2016), episode 808: Ricky Gervais (April 1, 2016), episode 809: Lady Gaga (April 2, 2016), episode 810: Tom Hiddleston (May 6, 2016), episode 811: Kathy Griffin (May 7, 2016), episode 812: Alec Baldwin (June 3, 2016), episode 813: Reese Witherspoon (June 4, 2016), episode 814: Paul Giamati (July 1, 2016), episode 815: Maya Rudolph (July 2, 2016), episode 816: Nicholas Cage (August 5, 2016), episode 817: Meredith Vieira (August 6, 2016), episode 818: Larry King (September 2, 2016), episode 819: Catherine O'Hara (September 3, 2016), episode 820: Eric Idle (October 7, 2016), episode 821: Rosie O'Donnell (October 8, 2016), episode 822: Mike Myers (November 4, 2016), episode 823: Andie MacDowell (November 5, 2016) and episode 824: Tim Curry (December 2, 2016).

Season 7 should include episode 701: William Shatner (December 7, 2015), episode 702: Cameron Diaz (December 8, 2015), episode 703: Johnny Depp (December 9, 2015), episode 704: Maggie Smith (December 10, 2015), episode 705: Josh Hutcherson (December 11, 2015), episode 706: Piper Perabo (December 12, 2015), episode 707: Ben Stiller (December 13, 2015), episode 708: Kaley Cuoco (December 14, 2015), episode 709: David Schwimmer (December 15, 2015), episode 710: Lisa Kudrow (December 16, 2015), episode 711: Matthew Perry (December 17, 2015), episode 712: Julia Louis-Dreyfus (December 18, 2015), episode 713: Michael Richards (December 19, 2015), episode 714: Christa Miller (December 20, 2015), episode 715: John Ratzenberger (December 21, 2015), episode 716: Ellen DeGeneres (December 22, 2015), episode 717: Eugene Levy (December 23, 2015), episode 718: Joan Cusack (December 24, 2015), episode 719: Zach Braff (December 25, 2015), episode 720: Amy Poehler (December 26, 2015), episode 721: Joaquin Phoenix (December 27, 2015), episode 722: Mandy Moore (December 28, 2015), episode 723: Kevin Spacey (December 29, 2015) and episode 724: Estelle Harris (December 30, 2015).

Please bring 'The Muppet Show' back to Disney XD with new season 6 episodes including episode 601: Will Smith (January 2, 2015), episode 602: Dakota Fanning (January 3, 2015), episode 603: Jack Black (February 6, 2015), episode 604: Angela Lansbury (February 7, 2015), episode 605: Tom Cruise (March 6, 2015), episode 606: Mila Kunis (March 7, 2015), episode 607: Tony Sirico (April 3, 2015), episode 608: Rachael Leigh Cook (April 4, 2015), episode 609: Adam Sandler (May 1, 2015), episode 610: Whoopi Goldberg (May 2, 2015), episode 611: Rick Astley (June 5, 2015), episode 612: Queen Latifah (June 6, 2015), episode 613: Denis Leary (July 3, 2015), episode 614: Drew Barrymore (August 7, 2015), episode 615: Alan Rickman (August 8, 2015), episode 616: Hillary Duff(September 4, 2015), episode 617: Robert De Niro (September 5, 2015), episode 618: Jane Lynch (October 2, 2015), episode 619: Kel Mitchell (October 3, 2015), episode 620: Bailee Madison (November 6, 2015), episode 621: Eddie Murphy (November 7, 2015), episode 622: Cameron Diaz (December 4, 2015), episode 623: Joe Walsh (December 5, 2015) and episode 624: Avril Lavigne (December 6, 2015).

Bring it back in 2015, please!

More laughter and music, please!