MOVING DAY! My wife, Essence and our children are moving from 7 East Frothingham street,Pittston, Pennsylvania, to wherever. I don't know where we're we's moving, I'm black.
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Kurtwood Smith
3 years ago
TIME has a grudge against me. It denied me my future.
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WILLOUGHBY J WILLOUGHBY
3 years ago
Forget securing the border. We need to legalize PUBLIC MASTURBATION in front of children.
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GUY
3 years ago
Six years ago, DEBBIE DEPRIMO BOEDEKER of Avoca Pennsylvania assimilated me. I still have her nanoprobes through out my bloodstream
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Pamela Hefner
3 years ago
Please bring it back. In 54 years. it's the only eggnog I've ever liked.
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Dean Norris
3 years ago
Ever hear of the French paradox? Those FROGS eat foie gras, drink wine, while the rest of us live on the streets.
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J WILKES BOOTH
3 years ago
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS FAGG0TUS
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A HITLER
3 years ago
WIR MUSSEN DIE JUDEN AUSROTTEN!!!
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MATT DUMBASS
3 years ago
People laughed at me. There were gang-bangers shooting at each other and I said: I HEAR A NOISE.
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MATT DUMBASS
3 years ago
People laughed at me. When. I got shot, I said: HOLY MOLEY!
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MATT DUMBASS
3 years ago
People laughed at me. When I got shot, I said: IS THAT A BULLET?
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Jacob schachtner
3 years ago
My BOYFRIEND cheated on me for a PU$$Y. His answers will DICTATE my response.
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SADISTIC FUCK
3 years ago
My favorite Alex Trebek show is CLASSIC CONCENTRATION CAMP!
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Fekkish
3 years ago
I went on MATCH GAME PM. When the star wheel didn't land on the double money, I spun the star wheel so hard it flew off and cut GENE RAYBIRD in his crotch.
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SIMBA
3 years ago
I love the original match game with GENE RAYBIRD. The losing contestants got taken to the DISPOSAL UNIT.
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DOOR AJAR
3 years ago
I thought my wifes ASS was a SCRATCH-N-SN*FF card.
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El Bandito
3 years ago
One of them aliens from SIGNS was on my roof in the middle of the night. I went outside and yelled at it: HEY! YOU GET DOWN FROM THERE!!!
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FATHER
3 years ago
We WERE going to have home made pizza for dinner. I took the pizza out of the stove, burned myself, and tossed the pizza into the air. Pizza went into the kitchen ceiling fan qnd chopped it up. Pizza all over our faces.
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FATHER
3 years ago
We WERE going to have deep fried french fries for dinner. I picked up the deep frier, burned myself , and dropped the deep frier. Boiling vegetable oil melted the carpet.
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FATHER
3 years ago
We WERE going to have lobsters for dinner. I picked up the boiling pot, burned myself, and dropped the pot. Pot made a loud banging sound as it hit the ,floor. Lobsters pinching their claws everywhere.
MOVING DAY! My wife, Essence and our children are moving from 7 East Frothingham street,Pittston, Pennsylvania, to wherever. I don't know where we're we's moving, I'm black.
TIME has a grudge against me. It denied me my future.
Forget securing the border. We need to legalize PUBLIC MASTURBATION in front of children.
Six years ago, DEBBIE DEPRIMO BOEDEKER of Avoca Pennsylvania assimilated me. I still have her nanoprobes through out my bloodstream
Please bring it back. In 54 years. it's the only eggnog I've ever liked.
Ever hear of the French paradox? Those FROGS eat foie gras, drink wine, while the rest of us live on the streets.
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS FAGG0TUS
WIR MUSSEN DIE JUDEN AUSROTTEN!!!
People laughed at me. There were gang-bangers shooting at each other and I said: I HEAR A NOISE.
People laughed at me. When. I got shot, I said: HOLY MOLEY!
People laughed at me. When I got shot, I said: IS THAT A BULLET?
My BOYFRIEND cheated on me for a PU$$Y. His answers will DICTATE my response.
My favorite Alex Trebek show is CLASSIC CONCENTRATION CAMP!
I went on MATCH GAME PM. When the star wheel didn't land on the double money, I spun the star wheel so hard it flew off and cut GENE RAYBIRD in his crotch.
I love the original match game with GENE RAYBIRD. The losing contestants got taken to the DISPOSAL UNIT.
I thought my wifes ASS was a SCRATCH-N-SN*FF card.
One of them aliens from SIGNS was on my roof in the middle of the night. I went outside and yelled at it: HEY! YOU GET DOWN FROM THERE!!!
We WERE going to have home made pizza for dinner. I took the pizza out of the stove, burned myself, and tossed the pizza into the air. Pizza went into the kitchen ceiling fan qnd chopped it up. Pizza all over our faces.
We WERE going to have deep fried french fries for dinner. I picked up the deep frier, burned myself , and dropped the deep frier. Boiling vegetable oil melted the carpet.
We WERE going to have lobsters for dinner. I picked up the boiling pot, burned myself, and dropped the pot. Pot made a loud banging sound as it hit the ,floor. Lobsters pinching their claws everywhere.